
Ice and Insulation Pack

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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious

Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
Ice and Insulation Pack – Keep Your Prank Sweet, Not Sweaty
Nothing kills the vibe faster than opening your much-anticipated bag of dick-shaped gummies or prank chocolates and finding a sad, melted blob. That’s why we created the Ice and Insulation Pack – the ultimate sidekick that keeps your edible pranks fresh, firm, and ready to shock the hell out of whoever’s opening the box.
This isn’t just bubble wrap or some lazy box filler. It’s a badass combo of a thermal insulated mailer plus a reusable ice pack designed to keep your chocolates and gummies from turning into a sticky crime scene while they make their way through the postal system.
👉 If you’re sending prank treats during summer or to a hot-ass state like Arizona, don’t be an idiot. Add the Ice and Insulation Pack and make sure your gift lands perfectly.
Why This Pack Matters More Than You Think
Because nothing ruins a prank like poor execution. Imagine hyping up your buddy to “enjoy their sweet surprise” only for them to open a package of melted chocolate that looks like a crime scene from CSI. Not funny. Just sad.
The Ice and Insulation Pack fixes that. It keeps your edible gifts cool, intact, and just gross enough to be hilarious. Whether you’re sending a bag of dicks, chocolate assholes, or naughty gummies, this little upgrade guarantees they arrive ready to shock, not drip.
Picture the Scene
Your best friend in Florida opens their mailbox in July. It’s hotter than Satan’s armpit outside. But thanks to the ice gel pack for chocolate shipping and the insulated packaging, your prank chocolates arrive perfectly solid. They tear open the package expecting boring candy, and instead? BOOM. They’re holding a perfectly preserved bag of dick gummies that look like they just came out of Willy Wonka’s dirty imagination.
One buyer said, “I sent gummies to Texas in August. Zero melting, zero mess. Worth every penny.” Another said, “Honestly, I thought this was unnecessary until I tried without it. Let’s just say chocolate soup isn’t funny. Always get the insulation pack.”
What You’re Really Getting
- Insulated thermal mailer – keeps heat out and coolness in.
- Reusable ice pack – stays cold during transit and can be used again later (hello beer cooler).
- Perfect for chocolate delivery – no more melted disasters.
- Automatically included free on orders $40+ – but don’t be cheap, grab it for smaller orders too.
- Shipped 100% anonymously – nobody’s tracing this prank back to you.
Don’t Risk It – Chill It
You’ve already nailed the perfect prank gift. Don’t blow it by letting Mother Nature ruin your plan. The ice pack for chocolate shipping is like insurance – boring until you need it, but when you do, it saves your ass.
👉 Click “Add to Cart,” toss in the Ice and Insulation Pack, and make sure your prank chocolates land with maximum impact, not maximum mess.
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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