Just For You - Pop-Up Poop Card
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Description
Just For You - Pop-Up Poop Card
Flowers? Lame. Chocolates? Overdone. Jewelry? Expensive. You know what’s affordable, hilarious, and guaranteed to get a reaction? A 3D poop emoji popping out of a greeting card. That’s right - the Just For You Pop-Up Poop Card is the childish, disgusting, laugh-out-loud prank you didn’t know you needed.
From the outside, it looks innocent. Sweet, even. But the second they open it - BOOM - a giant cartoon turd springs out in glorious 3D. It’s the universal language of comedy: poop. Everyone laughs. Everyone gags. Nobody forgets it.
👉 Stop being predictable. Send poop by mail and let the laughter explode right along with the card.
Why This Card is the Shit (Literally)
Because poop jokes will never stop being funny. Doesn’t matter how old you are, the sight of a cartoon turd popping out of a card will send people into hysterics. It’s simple, it’s crude, and it works every damn time.
Unlike your average boring greeting card, this one gets a reaction. Nobody tosses this card in the trash. They show it to their friends. They Snapchat it. They keep it around because it’s just too stupidly funny.
Picture the Scene
Your friend opens an envelope, expecting a boring “Happy Birthday” or maybe a heartfelt thank-you. Instead, out springs a 3D poop emoji, smiling at them like it just dropped straight out of their nightmares.
Shock. Laughter. Maybe a little disgust. Then more laughter.
One customer said: “Got this for my brother’s birthday. He opened it at dinner and the whole table lost it. Mom wasn’t impressed, but the rest of us couldn’t stop laughing.” Another wrote: “Sent this to my ex anonymously. She’ll never know it was me, but knowing she opened a poop card made my whole week.”
Why People Love the Pop-Up Poop Card
- 3D poop emoji pop-up - turns an innocent card into instant chaos.
- Made with high-quality cardstock - sturdy enough to hold that steaming surprise.
- Blank interior - write your own savage or sweet message.
- Includes matching envelope - looks normal until the big reveal.
- Shipped 100% anonymously - no one will know you sent the shit.
Don’t Send Basic. Send Poop.
Anyone can give a “thinking of you” card. Anyone can write “best wishes.” But only legends send a pop-up poop card that makes people spit their drink and laugh until they cry. Whether it’s a birthday roast, revenge joke, or just because you’re feeling petty, this is the kind of gift that guarantees a reaction.
👉 Click “Add to Cart,” send the Just For You Pop-Up Poop Card, and prove once and for all that poop humor is timeless comedy.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you actually put your recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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