Just For You - Pop-Up Poop Card
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
Get ready to deliver a steaming pile of laughter with our hilariously irreverent Pop-Up Poop Card! This isn't your average greeting card - it's a craptastic surprise that's sure to make the recipient's day.
Key Features:
• Eye-catching 3D pop-up design featuring a cartoonish poop emoji
• High-quality card stock for durability and a premium feel
• Blank interior for your personalized message
• Comes with a matching envelope for discreet delivery
When opened, this card springs to life with a cheeky poop emoji popping up, guaranteed to catch the recipient off guard and elicit genuine laughs. It's the perfect way to send birthday wishes, congratulations, or just a friendly "thinking of you" message with a twist.
Ideal for friends with a great sense of humor, coworkers who need a laugh, or anyone who appreciates toilet humor.
This card is sure to be remembered long after the occasion has passed. Whether you're going for sweet, snarky, or downright crude, this card provides the perfect backdrop for your words. Don't settle for boring, conventional cards.
Make your message stand out with our Pop-Up Poop Card - because sometimes, laughter really is the best gift. Order now and get ready to spread some sh*ts and giggles!
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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