Kissing in the Mosh Pit
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
This Unisex Graphic tee is a throwback to the 00's and 90's comfy as all heck, eye catching, and cool as hell, this shirt won't get you laid but it will at least get your foot in the door. The rest is up to you. Some dirty deets:
- Orders take 2-3 days to process
- all orders shipped via USPS ground advantage (3-5 days) unless specified otherwise
- all shirts are 100% guaranteed or your money back
- Sizing questions, see the photo in the listing
- anything else is below and if you can't find it there, hit us up and we are happy to help out wherever we need to!
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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