Live Fast Eat Ass -LFEA

Live Fast, Eat Ass – And Yes, We Made It Out of Chocolate

Here’s the deal: flowers wilt, jewelry gets lost, but a box of handcrafted chocolate buttholes? That’s forever. Nothing says “I love you” or “screw you” (sometimes both at once) quite like sending someone four perfectly molded edible asses in a cheeky gift box that literally screams EAT MY ASS.

This is the Live Fast Eat Ass – LFEA box, and it’s not just candy. It’s an edible middle finger, a romantic roast, and the funniest damn gag gift you’ll ever give.

And the best part? It ships 100% anonymously. So yeah, your best friend, ex, or freaky Valentine will be staring at a tray of chocolate sphincters wondering who the hell thought of this.

👉 Spoiler: it was you. Congrats, you legend.

Why You Need to Send Chocolate Buttholes

Because let’s be real – normal chocolate is boring. Anyone can buy a heart-shaped box from CVS and call it “thoughtful.” But sending a box of edible buttholes? That’s next-level comedy with a sweet finish.

• Valentine’s Day roast? Perfect. Slip a note that says, “Roses are red, violets are blue, eat my ass – literally.”
• Anniversary joke? Because nothing says long-term commitment like licking chocolate out of a butthole mold.
• Birthday prank? Forget boring balloons – this is a gift they’ll actually remember.
• Bachelorette party? Let’s be honest – this was probably invented for that exact moment when someone screams, “We need something filthier.”

Basically, this is for anyone who deserves a laugh… or deserves to eat your ass without actually eating your ass.

What Makes the LFEA Box So Damn Good

Each set includes four milk chocolate buttholes, handcrafted from premium cacao and boxed like it’s a luxury treat – until they open it and see the words EAT MY ASS staring them down.

• Premium chocolate – made in small batches so it actually tastes amazing.
• Perfect molds – yes, they’re detailed. Yes, it’s hilarious.
• Cheeky packaging – because subtlety is overrated.
• Ships anonymously – nobody will know it came from you unless you want them to.

It’s the rare prank gift that doesn’t just get a laugh – it also gets devoured.

Picture This…

Your buddy opens what looks like a nice little chocolate gift box. They’re smiling, ready for a sweet snack. Then bam – four little edible buttholes staring back at them like, “What’s up, champ?”

The room erupts in laughter. Phones come out. Instagram stories are posted. And suddenly, you’re the funniest bastard in the group.

This isn’t just chocolate. This is social currency – a story they’ll tell for years.

Ready to Live Fast and Eat Ass?

Stop pretending you’re going to buy something classy. Nobody remembers classy. They remember who sent them a box of chocolate buttholes with a note that said, Happy Birthday, asshole.

So don’t overthink it – grab the Live Fast Eat Ass box now, pick your unlucky recipient, and make their day unforgettable in the most inappropriate way possible.

👉 Click “Add to Cart” and become the legend your friend group deserves.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the box of buttholes, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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