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Live Fast Eat Ass -LFEA
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
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Description
There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this Chocolate Butthole gift ventures to the depths of the human body to uncover what lurks beneath.
Detail-oriented, delicious tasting, and a wow factor you can't find elsewhere, these milk chocolate buttholes are sure to be the talk of the town. Give your special someone something just as warm and cozy as they are.
This new product comes with 4 chocolate buttholes lined up in a row with "EAT MY ASS" on the inside of the box.
Give the gift of Butthole and you will be a legend forever.
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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