Morning Wood Candle - Heavy Wood Scent- Cedarwood Vanilla
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Description
Morning Wood Candle - Heavy Wood Scent- Cedarwood Vanilla Scent 6 Ounce - 40 Hour Burn
* Morning Wood Candle - Cedarwood Vanilla Scented Candle
* 40 hour clean burn time
* 6 oz reusable mason jar candle with lid
* Buy it for the name but come back for the scents
GREAT SCENT – They have perfect Cedarwood Vanilla scent. The amazing scent is beyond your imagination and expectations.
COME FOR THE LAUGHS BUT STAY FOR THE SCENTS - Give a great gift sure to get a laugh… and then constant use! Our small batch candles are both hysterical and practical! The jars are amazingly practical as they make it safe and convenient to use the candle wherever you want to use them. It reduces mess and saves household surfaces from hot wax dripping and heat.
40 HOUR BURN TIME - Give a gift that will last longer than a day! They bring an amazing scent to your life for approximately 40 hours! Isn’t that great? Our candles are proudly made in the USA.
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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