Mother’s Day 2025 – The Card That Won’t Shut Up

“Happy Mother’s Day!” … said every boring ass Hallmark card ever. You know what’s better? A card that screams MOM MOMMY MOTHER on a nonstop loop until your poor mom either smashes it to bits or questions all her life choices. Yeah, that’s right – this is Mother’s Day 2025 from DickAtYourDoor, the greeting card from hell that turns a wholesome holiday into absolute chaos.

This is not your sweet little floral card. It’s loud, it’s offensive, and it comes locked and loaded with two weapons of prank destruction:

1. Four hours of relentless “mom-mommy-mother” audio that never, ever stops.

2. A hidden glitter bomb that detonates if she tries to kill it.

It’s the ultimate Mother’s Day prank gift. She gets love, she gets laughs, she gets a living nightmare of sound and sparkle that she’ll never forget. And let’s be honest – isn’t that what Mother’s Day is really about?

Buy it now before you chicken out. Or don’t, and spend another year giving flowers that die in two days.

Why You Need This Card In Your Life

Normal cards? Snooze-fest. They get opened, read once, then tossed in a drawer. But this bad boy? It sticks around – literally. Once it’s activated, the sound doesn’t stop. Mom can’t mute it, can’t escape it, can’t throw it out without risking a glitter explosion that’ll haunt her couch for weeks.

This is the kind of chaos that turns an ordinary Mother’s Day into a story your family will retell for years. The kind of card that makes siblings jealous because you brought the heat, while they showed up with grocery store roses. The kind of prank that says: “Mom, I love you, but also… eat chaos.”

Perfect For Every Situation

• Mother’s Day prank – Give her a “gift” she’ll never forget.

• Sibling wars – Outsmart your brothers and sisters with the funniest gift of the day.

• Family roast – Keep the tradition alive by being the kid who never grew up.

• Anonymous chaos – Send it without signing and let mom wonder who the hell did it.

• Payback – For every time she nagged you about laundry or dating losers.

How It Works

• Printed on premium cardstock – looks classy until the screaming starts.

• Plays nonstop “mom-mommy-mother” sounds for up to 4 hours.

• Impossible to shut off unless destroyed.

• Hidden glitter payload explodes if she tries to rip it open.

• Shipped 100% anonymously in a discreet envelope.

Stronger Than Flowers, Funnier Than Brunch

Think about it – what’s more memorable? Another wilted bouquet or a card that turns Mother’s Day into a glitter-filled audio nightmare? This isn’t just a prank card, it’s a performance piece. A family event. A psychological experiment in patience.

And honestly, your mom deserves it. She raised your ass. She’s put up with you for years. She’ll either laugh her head off or plot revenge. Either way, you win.

Your Move

Don’t be the boring kid. Be the legend. Be the one who sends mom a gift that makes her laugh, swear, and maybe question why she had kids in the first place.

Click that buy button and send her the Mother’s Day 2025 card today – because nothing says “I love you” like a prank that won’t shut the hell up.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

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***NOTE: If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient. That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.***