Mother's Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card

Mother’s Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card

Flowers? Overpriced. Chocolates? Predictable. Jewelry? You’ll go broke. This year, ditch the boring Hallmark aisle and give her the card that’s going to blow the roof off brunch. The Mother’s Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card is the most shockingly inappropriate yet hysterically unforgettable card you’ll ever send.

When she opens it, she’ll first see the sweet, innocent front that says “Happy Mother’s Day.” But then boom - inside explodes a giant 3D penis with the words “Just Kidding! Eat a Dick.” It’s the prank card she never saw coming and the gift that guarantees you’ll either get disowned or laughed into the family hall of fame.

So here’s the move: skip the safe gifts and go nuclear with comedy. This is how you become the favorite child, or at least the one everyone talks about at family gatherings.

Stop thinking. Start pranking. Order the Mother’s Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card now before someone else in your family beats you to the punch.

Why This Card Wins Mother’s Day

This card isn’t about playing it safe. It’s about making a memory that sticks. Every year, moms get the same sappy cards with cursive fonts and flowers drawn by some intern who hates their job. Not this one.

This card says: “I love you enough to mess with you.” It’s unexpected, it’s bold, and it’s funny as hell. And that’s why it works.

What Makes It Great

• Printed with “Happy Mother’s Day” on the outside and “Just Kidding! Eat a Dick” on the inside
• Pops open with a fully erect 3D penis that nobody will ever forget
• Made from premium double-sided 14 pt cardstock that feels as solid as your commitment to chaos
• Comes packaged in protective cellophane with a crisp white envelope
• Ships 100% anonymously, so no one will know you’re the family menace

Why You Need to Send This

Imagine it: She’s surrounded by family, tearing open envelopes filled with the same old sentimental garbage. She gets to yours, opens it, and BAM - dick in her face. The gasps, the laughter, maybe even a wine spit-take. That’s how legends are made.

Be the favorite - or at least the funniest - by sending her a dick that literally pops up. Forget boring gifts. This is the one she’ll never forget, whether she admits it out loud or not.

Ready to Ruin Brunch?

Click that buy button, add this monster to your cart, and sit back while we handle the dirty work. We’ll ship it straight to her door, wrapped in secrecy, so the prank lands exactly how it should.

Life’s too short for safe gifts. Go big. Go bold. Go dick.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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