Nuts About You - The Endless Singing Card
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
Crazy about your partner? The "Nuts About you" is perfect to get someone with the most unexpected and confusing card of all time.
Up to four hours of a the Bloodhound Song - Bad Touch. IT. CANT. BE. STOPPED.
Our Best seller and Patented Never Ending Cards make any occasion a special one because no one has ever gotten a card like this. Up to 4 hours of annoying and embarrassing noises PLUS a hidden payload of glitter if they try to destroy the card. Fireproof, waterproof, and idiot proof, once you give one you'll be back for every greeting card occasion
Each Card comes with the following:
- Card and Envelope
- Instructions for use and how to gift
- Wrapped and shipped in a bubble mailer for safe travels and guaranteed to make it to you on time
- Mailed in "safe mode" so you can write your message before setting the prank
Check out all our products in the TikTok shop so you can make sure to get cards for all of your occasions. Pop Up cards, Annoying Sound Cards, and Glitter Cards are just scratching the surface!
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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