Nuts About You - The Endless Singing Card

Nuts About You - The Endless Singing Card

Ever wanted to tell someone “I love you” while also making them regret knowing you? Meet the Nuts About You Endless Singing Card - the prank card that plays the Bloodhound Gang’s “Bad Touch” on repeat until your victim either surrenders or goes insane.

This thing doesn’t stop. You open it, it blasts “You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals…” and then it just keeps going for up to four straight hours. The only way to shut it down? Rip it apart like a desperate maniac. But here’s the kicker - when they destroy it, a glitter bomb detonates and showers them in sparkly shame. That’s right. Music, chaos, glitter. The trifecta of prank perfection.

Want to make Valentine’s Day unforgettable? Want to get revenge on an ex? Or maybe you just want to prank your best friend so hard they cry-laugh? This endless singing card is your weapon of choice.

Why This Singing Card Is Pure Evil (In the Best Way)

Most greeting cards suck. They have sappy messages, fake flowers, or those weak little sound chips that play three seconds of music before dying. Weak. Boring. Forgettable.

The Nuts About You Endless Singing Card is different. It’s designed to be impossible to ignore. Once it starts, it keeps playing until your victim either throws it in the freezer, burns it, or finally rips it apart. And when they do? Glitter. Everywhere. Their couch, their floor, their hair. It’s the prank gift that punishes them twice.

This isn’t just a Valentine’s Day prank card. It’s a story they’ll never stop telling.

What You Get With the Endless Singing Card

• Printed on premium cardstock so it feels like a legit greeting card
• Plays “Bad Touch” by Bloodhound Gang on endless loop for up to four hours
• Shipped in safe mode so you can write a personal message before activating
• Impossible to turn off without destroying the card
• Glitter bomb hidden inside if they try to rip it apart
• Includes envelope and protective bubble mailer
• Delivered 100% anonymously for maximum mystery and mayhem

A Valentine’s Story That Ends in Glitter

Imagine your partner sitting down on Valentine’s Day. They smile as they open the card you “lovingly” gave them. Suddenly, the speakers erupt with “You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals…” blasting like a frat party gone wrong.

They shut it. Still playing.
They sit on it. Still playing.
They throw it across the room. Still playing.

Finally, they lose it. They rip it apart in a desperate attempt to save their sanity. And boom - glitter explosion. Their night is ruined. Your prank is legendary.

Or maybe you mail it anonymously to an ex who still owes you money. Or a friend who always flakes on plans. Whoever gets it, you win.

Why You Should Send This Endless Singing Card

• Perfect for Valentine’s Day pranks when flowers just don’t cut it
• A hilarious romantic roast that says “I care” and “screw you” at the same time
• Revenge gift that hits twice with music and glitter
• Birthday gag that guarantees the party won’t forget
• Anonymous surprise for someone who deserves chaos in their life

Be Nuts, Not Boring

Anyone can buy a normal Valentine’s card. It takes real courage to send a Nuts About You Endless Singing Card. This isn’t about romance, it’s about creating chaos and laughter in equal measure. It’s about being the one they’ll never forget.

Click “Add to Cart” and unleash hours of moaning monkeys and glitter hell on the person of your choice. Do it because love is crazy. Do it because you’re nuts.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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***NOTE: If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient. That means when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.***