The Perfect Prank Pack

The Perfect Prank Pack – Three Weapons of Mass Inappropriate Destruction

Let’s cut the crap - if you’re shopping for prank packages, you’re not here to send someone a candle or some weak “haha” mug. You’re here to blow up their day with something they’ll never forget. Enter The Perfect Prank Pack - a diabolical bundle that combines chocolate dicks, gummy dicks, and a porn-noise birthday card that never stops. It’s not just a gift. It’s psychological warfare disguised as candy and cardstock.

👉 If you want to go down in history as the funniest (and probably pettiest) human alive, this is the pack you send. Don’t think - click buy.

Why This Pack is Pure Evil (and Pure Genius)

This isn’t just a gag gift delivery. It’s three layers of escalating chaos that hits harder than tequila shots on an empty stomach.

1. Solid Milk Chocolate Dick - “Eat a Dick” Edition
   Handcrafted, solid, and heavy enough to make a point. Tastes amazing but screams “fuck you” in cocoa form.
2. Bag of Dicks Gummy Candy
   Fruity, chewy, rainbow dicks they can actually snack on while they question all their life decisions.
3. “Just For You” Never-Ending Card
   The crown jewel of assholery. Open it once and boom - porn noises on a non-stop loop that can last for HOURS. Want it worse? You can order it activated so the next person who touches it is trapped.

Together? That’s the prank equivalent of a three-course meal, each bite nastier than the last.

How This Chaos Unfolds

Picture this: your “friend” gets a box in the mail. They tear it open. First thing they see? A giant chocolate dick staring back at them like, “sup.” They laugh. Cool. Then they see the Bag of Dicks gummies. Now they’re suspicious. Finally, they open the “Just For You” card… and porn noises start blasting like they just walked into the wrong theater. And it won’t stop. Closing it doesn’t help. Tearing it apart just detonates more sound. It’s like the Saw movie of prank cards.

People legit cry laughing when this thing goes off. And the best part? It’s shipped 100% anonymously, so they’ll never know it was you… unless you’re a legend who owns it.

The Perfect Prank Pack Includes:

• 1 Solid Milk Chocolate Dick – premium handcrafted cocoa
• 1 Bag of Dicks Gummy Candy – fruity rainbow chewables
• 1 “Just For You” Never-Ending Card – porn noise edition
• Option to activate card before shipping for max humiliation
• All packaged together and shipped discreetly

Who Needs This in Their Life?

• Your buddy turning 30 and acting like they’re 80
• Your ex who “needed space” (give them space… full of dicks)
• Your best friend who pranks everyone but never gets pranked back
• Your roommate who ate your leftovers again
• Or literally anyone you want to roast for fun

This is not a nice gift. This is a legendary prank package.

Be the Prank King or Queen

Don’t half-ass it with some weak glitter or lame joke. Go full savage. Go unforgettable. Send The Perfect Prank Pack and let the chaos unfold. You’ll get the satisfaction of knowing you just ruined - and simultaneously improved - someone’s entire day.

👉 Click the button now and become the prank god you were born to be. Seriously. Don’t scroll away. Make history today.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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***NOTE If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient; That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.***