
Prank Candles - Balsam + Cedar to Skunk Candle
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Description
Prank Candles: From Cozy Cabin Vibes to Full-On Roadkill Skunk
You ever light a candle and think, “Damn, this smells like Christmas in a log cabin”? That’s exactly what your victim is gonna think when they first spark up this bad boy. The Prank Candle - Balsam + Cedar to Skunk starts off all innocent, filling the room with 15 glorious hours of balsam cedar bliss. Then - BAM - it flips the switch and for the next 25 hours, it’s pure skunk candle hell. The air goes from Hallmark movie to dead animal under the porch faster than you can say “WTF.”
👉 Stop wasting time with lame pranks. If you want to absolutely ruin someone’s cozy vibe, this prank candle is your weapon of choice. Order now and make your next April Fools, birthday roast, or revenge scheme one they’ll never forget (or forgive).
Why This Candle Is the King of Chaos
Normal prank gifts get a laugh, maybe a quick chuckle, and then they’re done. This one? It’s long-form comedy. It’s the Netflix special of prank candles good-to-bad. You’re giving them a setup, a slow burn, and then a nuclear punchline.
- Starts Sweet - 15 hours of balsam cedar, like a pine forest and Santa’s beard had a baby.
- Ends Stanky - 25 hours of nose-burning skunk scented candle disaster.
- Looks Legit - Normal jar, normal label, zero hints until it’s too late.
- Lasts Forever - 40 hours total burn time for maximum pain (and maximum laughs).
- Stealth Mode - Discreet shipping so no one suspects you’re an evil genius.
This isn’t just a candle prank - it’s a psychological experiment in suffering.
Story Time: From Holiday Cheer to WTF Tear
Picture this. Your roommate is feeling festive. They light the prank candle you oh-so-generously gifted them. For hours, the apartment smells amazing. They brag about how thoughtful you are. They Instagram the jar. They tell their mom. And then… the switch.
Slowly, the smell creeps in. “Is that…? Nah, must be outside.” A few minutes later: “Wait, what the actual f*** is that smell?” Suddenly the entire room smells like Pepe Le Pew took a dump on their rug. They open windows, spray Febreze, start questioning life choices. Meanwhile, you’re sitting in the corner, fighting tears of laughter. Congratulations, you’ve just pulled off the greatest stank prank candle move in history.
What You’re Actually Getting
- 40 Hours of Burn Time - Split between 15 hours of pleasant and 25 hours of disgusting.
- Normal Candle Jar - Totally disguises the prank until the switch hits.
- Discreet Shipping - No one knows you’re sending them a candle prank from hell.
- High-Quality Wax - Burns evenly, delivers both scents like a champ.
- Endless Laughter - Watching someone go from happy to horrified is priceless.
Don’t Just Light a Candle - Light Up Their Nightmare
This isn’t a joke candle that’s funny for five seconds. This is a marathon of misery wrapped in wax. It’s perfect for April Fools, roommate revenge, bachelor parties, or just when your buddy needs to be taken down a peg. With the prank candles balsam cedar to skunk, you’re not just pulling a gag - you’re creating a memory that’ll live forever in their nostrils.
👉 Be the legend who didn’t just prank, but scarred noses for life. Order this skunk candle now before someone else ruins the surprise.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the stank candle, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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