There's Something Fabulous in Here

There’s Something Fabulous in Here – The Pride Chocolate Dick Gift Box

Imagine someone opening a box expecting something sweet, festive, maybe even a little romantic. Instead they find a solid chocolate dick staring back at them in all its fabulous cocoa glossed glory. That is the magic of There’s Something Fabulous in Here, a Pride themed edible prank that is equal parts hilarious, inappropriate, and genuinely delicious.

👉 If you want to send a gift that is unforgettable, unapologetically bold, and the perfect mix of naughty and nice, this Pride chocolate dick gift box is your move.

Why This Gift Slaps Harder Than a Drag Queen’s Heels

Most edible gifts are boring. Flowers wilt. Fruit baskets rot. Cookies get stale. But a rainbow wrapped chocolate penis? That is the kind of gag that keeps people talking long after the Pride parade is over.

This solid 5.5 inch handcrafted milk chocolate dick (though feel free to brag and say it is 7) is not just for laughs. It is made from ethically sourced cacao beans, hand ground and poured in Southern California. That means you are not just pranking someone, you are pranking them with premium grade chocolate. You are basically elevating immaturity into fine art.

The Pride themed “Something Fabulous” gift box adds the perfect finishing touch. It screams rainbow, joy, and celebration right before the recipient realizes they are holding a gourmet chocolate cock.

How It Goes Down

Picture this. Your best friend, partner, or unsuspecting victim gets a classy little Pride box. They crack it open with anticipation. Maybe they are expecting truffles. Maybe brownies. Maybe a candle. Then boom. Dick. A big glossy chocolate dick that says “Happy Pride, bitch.”

They laugh. They blush. They probably eat it anyway because who the hell turns down high quality milk chocolate. And every bite is a reminder that you are the funniest bastard they know.

What Is Inside the Box

• One solid 5.5 inch chocolate dick, handcrafted and smooth and fully edible
• Limited edition Pride gift box, rainbow wrapped and fabulous and loud
• Premium ingredients, ethically sourced cacao hand ground in Southern California
• Discreet shipping, no one but you will know what is inside until it is too late
• Unforgettable experience, equal parts delicious and dirty

Who Needs This In Their Life

• Pride celebrations, bring a gag gift that actually tastes good
• Valentine’s Day, when romance really just means edible dick
• Bachelorette or bachelor parties, because no one remembers wine glass favors
• Best friends who can laugh at your dumbass sense of humor
• Just because, sometimes people deserve a dick with no reason needed

This is not just a funny edible Pride gift. It is a full on memory maker, the kind of present that guarantees laughter, shock, and maybe a few questionable Instagram stories.

Own the Spotlight This Pride

Forget sending the same old Pride merch. Be the one who drops the most ridiculous, fabulous, and downright NSFW gift anyone gets all month. When they open this rainbow box and find a chocolate cock inside, they will know one thing for sure. You are the friend who does not just show up for Pride, you show up swinging.

👉 Do not wait. Click Add to Cart now and send the Pride Chocolate Dick Gift Box that will have everyone talking and snacking for weeks.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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