Pride Rainbow Bag of Gummy Dicks
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
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Description
Pride Rainbow Bag of Gummy Dicks -šš¬š
Need a gift that screams fun and fabulous? Meet the Pride Bag of Dicks, the ultimate Pride-themed candy sack thatās as colorful as your personality. Packed with fruity, rainbow-colored gummy dicks, this bag is the perfect mix of sweet, inappropriate, and absolutely hilarious.
Whether youāre sending it to a friend who loves a good laugh, surprising someone at a Pride celebration, or pulling off an anonymous prank, this bag of dicks gets the job done with style. Sweet, sassy, and unapologetically boldāthis is how you say āLove is loveā with a side of candy-coated humor.
Why You Need This Bag of Dicks:
š Pride Perfect ā Celebrate love, equality, and rainbows with a bag full of gummy dicks.
š¬ Deliciously Naughty ā Fruity flavors in every shape and size, because variety is the spice of life.
š Guaranteed Laughs ā Whether you send it anonymously or give it in person, the reaction is priceless.
š¬ Ship It Anywhere ā Want to prank someone? Ship a bag of dicks straight to their doorāno return address needed.
Whoās It For?
- Your Fabulous Friends ā The perfect gag gift for Pride celebrations, birthdays, or ājust becauseā moments.
- Anonymous Pranks ā Send it to someone who could use a little sass and let the guessing game begin.
- Party People ā A must-have for Pride events or as a sweet conversation starter.
- Anyone Who Loves to Laugh ā Because a rainbow bag of dicks never disappoints.
Skip the boring gifts and go bold. The PrideĀ Bag of Dicks is the ultimate way to spread joy, color, and just the right amount of chaos. From funny gag gifts to hilarious pranks, this candy bag is guaranteed to brighten someoneās day (and maybe make them blush).
So, what are you waiting for? Send a bag of dicks, eat a bag of dicks, and share the rainbowāitās all love here. šš¬š
IMPORTANT: If you are sending to someone else make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.Ā
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and theyāre absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness.Ā Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but weāve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches itās Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. Thatās a special kind of torture.
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