Pride Rainbow Bag of Gummy Dicks

Pride Rainbow Bag of Gummy Dicks: Taste the Rainbow (Literally)

What’s better than candy? Candy shaped like dicks. And not just any dicks - rainbow dicks. The Pride Rainbow Bag of Gummy Dicks is here to make your next celebration funny, fruity, and fabulously inappropriate. Each bag comes with 10 rainbow-colored gummy dicks, packed in a Pride-themed bag covered in hearts and rainbows, and shipped 100% anonymously so no one knows you’re the mastermind behind the chaos.

👉 Don’t be boring. Don’t show up to a Pride party or bachelorette with another cheap bottle of wine. Show up with a bag of rainbow dicks and watch the room explode in laughter. Order now and secure your title as the funniest, boldest, most legendary friend in the group.

Why You Need to Give Someone a Bag of Dicks

You know what people don’t remember? A card. A balloon. A gift card to Starbucks. You know what they’ll never forget? The moment they rip open a bag and realize it’s filled with gummy rainbow dicks. It’s not just candy - it’s a statement. It says, “I love you, I support you, but also here’s 10 tiny penises in fruit flavors.”

• Rainbow Dicks for Pride - Celebrate love, equality, and laughter in the most NSFW way possible.
• Bag of Dicks Gummies - Fruity, chewy, and absolutely ridiculous.
• Perfect Gag Gift - Bachelorette, birthdays, Pride parties, or just when your friend needs to lighten up.
• Anonymous Shipping - No one will know you sent them a bag of penises.
• Guaranteed Laughs - Nothing breaks the ice like someone yelling, “Who wants a rainbow dick?”

This is more than a snack. It’s comedy candy - the kind of edible gag gift that keeps conversations going long after the bag is empty.

Story Time: Pride Parade Chaos

So your friend’s throwing a Pride pregame. People are dressed to the nines, glitter everywhere, Beyoncé blasting. You roll in, casually drop a bag of gummy dicks on the snack table, and wait. Someone picks it up, squints, then bursts out laughing. Next thing you know, everyone’s grabbing for rainbow dicks like they’re Skittles. Selfies are happening. Someone’s yelling “Taste the rainbow dicks!” into a megaphone. The whole vibe just got elevated - all thanks to your bag of penis gummies.

That’s what this candy does. It’s not just sugar. It’s a moment.

What’s Inside the Pride Bag

• 10 Fruity Rainbow Dicks - Each one chewy, colorful, and full of flavor.
• Pride-Themed Packaging - Hearts, rainbows, and a design loud enough to make Grandma blush.
• Discreet Shipping - Comes wrapped anonymously, because we’re not monsters.
• Guaranteed Laughs - A pride dick gag gift that doubles as a conversation starter.
• One-of-a-Kind - Where else are you finding a bag of rainbow dicks this fabulous?

Don’t Just Show Up - Show Out

Life’s too short to hand out boring gifts. Be the one who goes all in. Whether it’s a Pride celebration gag, a cheeky birthday roast, or a bachelorette party centerpiece, the Pride Rainbow Bag of Gummy Dicks is the move.

👉 Stop hesitating. Order a bag of rainbow dicks now and guarantee the kind of laughs, side-eyes, and photos that live forever on social media.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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