Roses Are Red - Shitty Fart Card

Roses Are Red, This Card Smells Like Sh*t

Forget flowers, chocolate, or some boring Hallmark nonsense. If you really want to make an impression this Valentine’s Day - or any day, really - you need the Roses Are Red Fart Card. On the outside, it looks like a sweet, romantic greeting. Open it up, and BAM - your nose gets drop-kicked by the nastiest fart spray known to mankind. It’s not a gentle toot. It’s a full-on “did someone eat expired Taco Bell?” stench, packed into an innocent-looking card.

👉 Don’t settle for predictable. If you want to make your partner, your friend, or your unsuspecting victim laugh so hard they gag, send this offensive Valentine card today. Click buy now and secure your crown as the funniest (and pettiest) human alive.

Why This Fart Card Is the Gift of Legends

Most prank gifts give you a chuckle. This one? It weaponizes romance. You set the stage with a romantic fart joke card that looks cute, thoughtful, and even a little heartfelt. Then, when the recipient opens it, you unleash chemical warfare disguised as affection.

• Looks Sweet, Smells Awful - Pretty “Roses Are Red” theme hides a hidden fart spray payload.
• Premium Cardstock - Because if you’re gonna ruin someone’s day, do it on quality paper.
• Perfect Size - 4.25 x 5.50 inches, includes envelope, ready for anonymous mailing.
• Anonymous Delivery - Shipped discreetly so they’ll never trace it back to you.
• Multi-Use Mayhem - Valentine’s prank, revenge gag, gag gift exchange, birthday roast - you name it.

This isn’t just a fart-themed greeting card. This is the NSFW love card that makes sure your gift gets remembered long after the smell finally fades.

Story Time: When Jenny Thought She Was Getting a Love Note

Jenny’s been hinting all week that she wants something romantic. Flowers. Jewelry. Maybe dinner at a halfway decent restaurant. Instead, she opens her card, smiles at the sweet words, and then instantly dry heaves as the fart spray detonates. Her boyfriend’s on the floor crying with laughter. Jenny’s still cursing him out three days later, but the story is now family legend. That’s the magic of the Valentine’s Day fart card. It gives you the laughs of a lifetime at the low cost of one ruined evening.

What’s Inside the Envelope

• One Roses Are Red Fart Card - Printed with a cheeky love theme, built to betray.
• Hidden Fart Spray Surprise - A foul, offensive punchline they’ll never see coming.
• White Envelope Included - Looks totally normal until it’s too late.
• Quality 14 pt Cardstock - Strong enough to hold both romance and stench.
• Guaranteed Laughs - Or at least guaranteed gagging.

Don’t Be Cute - Be Cruel (In a Funny Way)

Anyone can write “I love you.” Anyone can buy roses. But not everyone has the guts to say, “Here’s a dirty Valentine card that literally stinks.” Whether you’re pranking your boyfriend, roasting a friend, or just looking to spice up a gag gift exchange, the Roses Are Red Fart Card is the way to go.

👉 Stop overthinking it. Give them the only romantic fart joke card that’s equal parts sweet and disgusting. Order now and let your love linger - in the form of a fart cloud.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the fart card, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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