Send Message

Send a Dick Message: The Personal Touch Your Prank Deserves

Sometimes sending someone a bag of dicks, a glitter bomb, or a fart card just isn’t enough. Sure, it’s funny, but you want it to feel personal. You want them to know it wasn’t just some random prank - it was custom-tailored humiliation straight from you. That’s where Send Message comes in. With this add-on, you can include your very own note inside the package. Hand-crafted roast? Inside joke? Savage breakup line? Yep, all printed on quality paper stock and tucked right in with their gift.

👉 Don’t just send a dick - send a dick message. Click order now, add your words of chaos, and make sure they never forget exactly who’s responsible for ruining their day.

Why Add a Custom Message?

Because the prank is better when it has context. Imagine your friend opening a package of rainbow dicks. Funny, sure. Now imagine they find a note inside that says, “Eat up, champ, you earned this after ghosting me last summer.” That’s not just funny - that’s art. That’s the difference between a random gag and a dickatyourdoor message that hits straight to the gut (and the ego).

• Roast Them Directly - Add a savage one-liner that lands harder than the prank itself.
• Inside Joke Gold - Turn your shared history into a punchline they’ll never forget.
• Anonymous Note - They’ll read your words, but never trace it back to you.
• Perfect for Any Occasion - Breakups, bachelorettes, birthdays, or just a Tuesday power move.
• Quality Print - Because even your insults deserve to look professional.

This isn’t just a message - it’s your chance to twist the knife, wrapped up in paper and sealed in anonymity.

Story Time: When Sarah Got the Dick Note

Sarah got a box. Inside, a bag of gummy dicks. Already hilarious. But then she noticed the note. It read: “Congrats on dating another loser. Hope he enjoys these more than you enjoyed me.” Boom. Instant roast. Sarah went from laughing to screaming to texting all her friends about it in five seconds flat. The note wasn’t just an add-on - it was the part she couldn’t stop talking about.

That’s the power of sending a dick message. It makes the prank yours.

What You’re Actually Getting

• Custom Printed Message - Your words, printed on quality paper stock.
• Sealed Inside the Package - Delivered with the prank gift for max impact.
• Anonymous Guarantee - No names, no trail, just your words floating like a ghost in their mailbox.
• Flexible for Any Occasion - Anniversaries, revenge, roasts, or just plain chaos.
• Elevates Any Prank - Because a dick without context is just a snack - but a dick with a note is a story.

Don’t Just Prank Them - Scar Them (Lovingly)

The gift makes them laugh. The note makes them remember. With the Send Message add-on, you’re not just sending a prank gift - you’re sending a memory that’ll get retold for years.

👉 Stop being generic. Be the genius who adds the punchline. Order now, send your dick message, and make sure your prank lives forever in their group chat.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks and the message, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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