Spring Loaded Halloween Bomb! Trick or Treat
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Description
Spring Loaded Halloween Bomb: Trick or Treat, Motherf***er
Halloween is supposed to be about candy, costumes, and spooky fun - but let’s be real, you’re not here to hand out fun-size Snickers. You’re here to cause chaos. And nothing screams “trick” louder than the Spring Loaded Halloween Bomb! This bad boy looks like an innocent little mailing tube. But the second some poor bastard opens it - BOOM - it explodes with Halloween-themed confetti. Pumpkins, bats, ghosts… and if you’re extra twisted, you can upgrade it to dick confetti, jizz confetti, or glitter. Because nothing ruins someone’s night (and their carpet) quite like a sticky rain of sparkly chaos.
👉 Stop being boring. Be the psycho friend who mails dick or treat bombs. Click order now and turn Halloween from spooky to sparkly hell.
Why This Bomb Beats Candy Every Damn Time
Candy disappears in minutes. This? This lingers for weeks. Your victim will still be vacuuming long after the skeleton decorations are packed away. The spring loaded Halloween prank bomb is built with a hidden mechanism that guarantees maximum blast radius, maximum surprise, and maximum regret. It’s not just a prank - it’s an October memory that’ll haunt them until next Halloween.
- Disguised Tube - Looks harmless, works evil.
- Spring-Loaded Explosion - Fast pop, instant mess.
- Halloween-Themed Confetti - Pumpkins, bats, ghosts, and more.
- Upgrade Options - Go nuclear with dick confetti, jizz confetti, or glitter overload.
- Anonymous Shipping - They’ll never know it was you behind the curse.
This isn’t a trick-or-treat twist - this is a carpet-ruining war crime disguised as seasonal fun.
Story Time: When Tyler Got Bombed
Tyler thought it was a care package. Opened it right in the middle of a Halloween party. Suddenly, a glittery orgy of dicks, bats, and pumpkin confetti shot into the air like Satan sneezed. The party went silent for a second, then exploded in laughter. Tyler’s girlfriend? Still finding little orange dicks in her purse weeks later. The Halloween prank bomb didn’t just get laughs - it stole the whole damn night.
That’s what this prank does. It doesn’t just hit. It lives forever in the group chat.
What You’re Really Sending
- One 7-Inch Prank Tube - Ordinary on the outside, demonic on the inside.
- Spring Mechanism - Pops fast, spreads faster.
- Halloween Confetti Load - Spiders, bats, ghosts - or go filthy with dicks and jizz.
- Upgrade Chaos - Double glitter, more confetti, or a combo that’ll make them cry.
- Anonymous Guarantee - They’ll never pin it on you.
Don’t Just Give Candy - Ruin Halloween
Being the house that hands out full-size candy bars? Cool. Being the legend who mails a spring loaded Halloween bomb filled with dick confetti? Iconic. This is how you turn a basic holiday into a story people tell for years.
👉 Don’t wait until the last second. Be the one who brings the dick or treat prank to life. Order today and unleash the Halloween bomb that’s scarier than ghosts, stickier than slime, and way funnier than candy.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the dick bomb, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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