Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb!

Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb: Blow Their Mind (Literally)

Let’s cut the crap. You don’t want to send flowers, cookies, or some half-assed gag gift. You want to drop something so outrageous, so jaw-droppingly nasty, that it’ll have them laughing, screaming, and vacuuming for weeks. That’s exactly what the Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb is made for. On the outside, it looks like a boring little incense tube. But the second they crack it open - KABOOM - hundreds of tiny jizz-shaped confetti pieces explode everywhere. It’s like a frat party, a porn set, and a glitter bomb had a chaotic baby.

👉 Don’t just send a prank. Send an unforgettable story. Click order now and deliver the jizz bomb that guarantees both laughter and regret.

Why the Jizz Bomb Is the King of Chaos

Normal pranks fade fast. This one sticks (literally and figuratively). Glitter is already impossible to clean, but tiny cum-shaped confetti? That’s next-level evil. Your victim will be finding these little white devils in their carpet, their clothes, and probably their toaster months later. The spring loaded jizz bomb doesn’t just ruin their afternoon. It ruins their week - and lives forever in their group chat.

• Disguised Tube - Looks like incense, detonates like hell.
• Spring-Loaded Explosion - Shoots jizz confetti across the room.
• Hundreds of Pieces - More jizz than a sock drawer at summer camp.
• Secure Packaging - Won’t blow in transit, only on your target.
• Anonymous Shipping - They’ll never know it was you behind the blast.

This isn’t just a cum bomb prank. This is art. Dirty, sparkly, unforgettable art.

Story Time: When Chris Got Blasted

Chris thought it was a care package from his sister. He opened it at brunch with friends. Boom. Suddenly the air was filled with flying jizz confetti raining down like snow at a porn convention. His mimosa? Ruined. His French toast? White-speckled disaster. Everyone at the table laughed until they cried while Chris just sat there covered in fake splooge, looking like he lost a fight with a fire hose.

That’s what the jizz sender prank does. It’s not just a gag. It’s a legend.

What You’re Really Sending

• One Spring-Loaded Tube - Harmless on the outside, filthy on the inside.
• Hundreds of Jizz Shapes - Tiny white confetti designed to traumatize.
• Engineered Explosion - Shoots far and wide for maximum damage.
• Sealed for Safety - Guaranteed to only pop when they open it.
• Anonymous Delivery - You’re in the clear, they’re in the blast zone.

Don’t Just Prank Them - Finish Them Off

Anyone can send a glitter bomb. But sending a spring loaded jizz bomb? That’s savage. Perfect for bachelor parties, birthday roasts, revenge pranks, or just because you woke up and chose violence.

👉 Don’t chicken out. Be the legend who mails the jizz explosion prank that people will talk about for years. Order now and blast someone with the only gift that truly leaves a mark.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the dick bomb, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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