Spring Loaded Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon Prank

Spring Loaded Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon: When Petty Meets Sparkly

There are pranks - and then there are pranks that end friendships, ruin carpets, and make grown adults cry. The Spring Loaded Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon Prank isn’t just a little gag. It’s a weapon of mass annoyance disguised as a boring package. The second your victim cracks it open - BOOM - a storm of shiny poop emoji confetti blasts everywhere like a sparkly turd hurricane.

👉 Don’t be boring. Be the absolute menace who sends a spring loaded poop bomb that guarantees screaming, laughing, and vacuuming for days. Click “buy now” and level up your revenge game.

Why This Poop Cannon Reigns Supreme

Normal pranks are forgettable. A dumb text? Meh. A silly meme? Snooze. But a glitter poop emoji bomb that detonates a rainbow of sparkly turds into someone’s life? That’s eternal. They’ll still be finding tiny poop emojis in their socks, car, and toaster months later. This isn’t just funny. It’s evil genius wrapped in cardboard.

• Spring-Loaded Explosion - A cannon blast of poop emoji confetti the second they open it.
• Shiny Poop Shapes - Sparkly little turds that haunt them forever.
• Innocent-Looking Tube - They’ll never see it coming.
• Packed for Maximum Mess - Engineered so the chaos doesn’t leak until detonation.
• Anonymous Shipping - You stay innocent, they get wrecked.

This isn’t just a glitter bomb box prank. This is the petty nuke you’ve been waiting to drop.

Story Time: When Megan Got Pooped On

Megan had just gotten home from work, saw a package waiting on her porch, and thought, “Oh cool, Amazon delivery.” She opened it right there in her kitchen. Next thing you know - poop emojis raining down like sparkly diarrhea from the sky. Her cat bolted. Her wine glass tipped. Her kitchen turned into a disco ball of turds. Megan laughed, then cursed, then laughed again while still plucking poop emoji glitter out of her hair two hours later.

That’s what this cannon does - it doesn’t just prank. It dominates.

What You’re Actually Sending

• One Innocent-Looking Tube - Harmless on the outside, hell on the inside.
• Spring Mechanism Cannon - Blasts sparkly turds in every direction.
• Hundreds of Glitter Poop Emojis - A rainbow dump of chaos.
• Secure Packaging - Won’t go off in transit, only when your victim opens it.
• Shipped 100% Anonymously - They’ll never know who pooped on them.

Don’t Just Get Even - Get Petty and Sparkly

Forget flowers. Forget being nice. If someone deserves chaos, give them a poop bomb prank that’ll make them laugh, cry, and vacuum their entire apartment three times in one day. Perfect for April Fool’s, breakups, sibling rivalries, bachelor parties, or just a Tuesday when you woke up and chose violence.

👉 Don’t wait. Don’t hesitate. Be the legend who mails a spring loaded poop emoji glitter cannon prank that turns life into a shitty but sparkly mess. Order now and make them regret checking the mail.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the poop cannon, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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