Spring Loaded Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon Prank
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Description
Want to take your prank war to the next level? Say hello to the Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon – the most chaotic, hilarious, and mildly infuriating way to tell someone, “I think you deserve a mess.”
This spring-loaded prank device unleashes a storm of shiny poop emoji glitter, coating everything in its path. Whether you want to get back at your annoying coworker, a toxic ex, or just send a little anonymous mischief in the mail, this is the perfect poop-themed surprise.
Why It’s the Perfect Prank:
✔ Spring-Loaded Chaos – They open it, and BOOM! A poop glitter apocalypse.
✔ 100% Anonymous Shipping – Mail poop without getting caught. 🤫
✔ The Gift That Keeps on Giving – Because glitter never goes away.
✔ Perfect for Frenemies, Exes & Prank Wars – The ultimate way to say “Eat 💩” (without saying it).
How to Use:
1️⃣ Mail this poop-packed disaster to your target.
2️⃣ Sit back, relax, and wait for the WTF?! text.
3️⃣ Enjoy knowing their house/car/desk will be covered in poop confetti forever.
Whether you’re sending a poop emoji mail prank to a coworker, ex, or mortal enemy, this glitter bomb is the perfect way to make your point… with sparkles.
💩 Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, mild rage, and endless cleaning.
Order now & start your prank war today! 🔥
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the dick bomb, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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