Stay Classy Glitter Bomb Card
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
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Stay Classy, Santa Doesn't Need Any More Ho's
is back and ready to cock around the Christmas Tree this year. Give the gift of gag with the Stay Classy Glitter Bomb Card
- all cards come in safe mode so you can write your notes and give the cards out
- Once you write your note in the card, simply remove the double sided tape and close the card. The next time it is opened, they will get "ho" glitter everywhere!!
- endless fun!
We're so excited to continue bringing you your favorite pranks for the holidays. We only we able to get 500 of these this year, so game on friends!
BUNDLE & SAVE
Double Dick'em
- Delicious and Offensive Bag of Gummy dicks
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- Free Custom Message
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The Ultimate Bundle
- Bag of Dicks
- Cock Shot Prank
- Middle Finger Card
- Free Custom Message
- Free 2 Day Shipping
- 30% off
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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