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Absolutely! We ship discreetly from our warehouse in New Jersey. Your name and information will never be included in anythign
Each Prank Package is 10' x 5 x 5". It fits any of our products in it so you can bundle it to make a hilarious prank package
If you order before 2PM EST during the week day, we will make sure to ship your purchase the same day! Orders made over the weekend ship on Monday morning.
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target. Most orders are delivered between 1-3 days. however, you will see some sorting facilities get busy and lose a day. This is not a regular occurence
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
I knew the package was received when my mother texted me, “Are you done sending shitty gifts?” Maybe her husband shouldn’t keep gifting me Trump memorabilia and bibles as “jokes”.
I knew the package was received when my mother texted me, “Are you done sending shitty gifts?” Maybe her husband shouldn’t keep gifting me Trump memorabilia and bibles as “jokes”.
Arrived just on time Christmas Eve morning! My niece and I always exchange joke gifts at family Christmas Eve dinner, and I won again with your help lol . Was able to give my niece her amazing chocolate shit present lol. Thanks again guys!
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box
Although I ordered a Turd in a Box It was delivered to my address … Not the Turd Earners and it melted in the mailbox … I was pleased with the service and the mix up was probably on my end … Thank you … I now have Diarreah in a Box … Lol …