

Tits Your Birthday - 3D Pop Up Boob Card

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Description
Tits Your Birthday – 3D Pop Up Boob Card
Nothing says “happy birthday” quite like a pair of boobs flying out of a card. Forget boring Hallmark greetings with flowers and cursive nonsense – the Tits Your Birthday 3D Pop Up Boob Card is here to make their special day unforgettable, wildly inappropriate, and absolutely hilarious.
👉 Stop being the person who shows up with some half-assed card and step into legendary territory. This card is guaranteed to steal the spotlight at the party, piss off anyone uptight, and have everyone else rolling with laughter.
Why This Card Slaps (Harder Than a Birthday Spank)
Regular birthday cards are like cold leftovers – nobody wants them and they get tossed the second they’re opened. This card? It’s a full-on roast wrapped in boobs. The front screams TITS YOUR BIRTHDAY in bold, unapologetic letters, and the inside delivers the knockout punch – 3D pop up boobs ready to jiggle their way into the spotlight.
It’s perfect for your best friend who thrives on chaos, your partner who loves a cheeky surprise, or the buddy who claims they “don’t want anything this year.” Too bad, they’re getting boobs anyway. And since it’s made from premium 14 pt cardstock and wrapped in cellophane with a clean white envelope, it looks classy enough that they’ll never see the punchline coming.
And yes, it ships 100 percent anonymously. So if you want plausible deniability, you’ve got it.
The Birthday Roast They’ll Never Forget
Picture this. The candles are lit, the cake’s on the table, and everyone’s gathered around waiting for gifts. Then your card gets passed over. They read the front: TITS YOUR BIRTHDAY. A chuckle. Then they open it – and out pops a pair of boobs so bold the room loses its mind. Drinks spill, someone chokes on cake, and the birthday kid realizes this card is the best damn gift of the night.
That’s the beauty of this boob birthday card – it’s not just paper, it’s an instant party memory.
What Makes It Epic
- Standard 4.25 by 5.50 inch card size with maximum shock factor inside
- Bold “TITS YOUR BIRTHDAY” printed on the front for immediate attitude
- Hidden 3D pop up boobs inside – because flat cards are boring
- Made from premium double-sided 14 pt cardstock for durability and quality
- Cellophane wrapped to stay crisp, comes with a white envelope for sneaky delivery
- Shipped 100 percent anonymously so you can prank without getting caught
Who Needs This In Their Life
- That best friend who claims they’ve “seen it all”
- Your partner who deserves a laugh before the birthday sex
- The coworker who’s always telling dirty jokes at lunch
- The sibling you’re legally obligated to roast at least once a year
- Or literally anyone who needs to lighten the hell up on their birthday
Be The Gift-Giving Legend
Anyone can show up with cash in an envelope or another boring-ass gift card. But only legends drop a pop up tits birthday card that gets everyone talking. This isn’t just a card – it’s a roast, a laugh, and a memory all in one.
👉 Don’t be forgettable. Order the Tits Your Birthday 3D Pop Up Boob Card today and lock in your spot as the funniest, most outrageous gift giver of the party.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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