Tits Your Birthday - Never Ending Birthday Card for Her

Tits Your Birthday – Never Ending Birthday Card for Her

magine opening a sweet little birthday card, expecting some lame Hallmark poem about butterflies, and instead hearing a sultry voice sing about tits on repeat... for up to three freaking hours. That’s not just a card, that’s psychological warfare disguised as comedy. And that’s exactly what the Tits Your Birthday – Never Ending Birthday Card for Her delivers.

👉 Stop giving boring birthday cards that get tossed in the trash. Give the one that makes her laugh, roll her eyes, scream “make it stop,” and secretly love you for being the funniest, most chaotic gift giver in her life.

Why This Card Is Pure Genius

Here’s the deal: normal birthday cards are forgettable. You sign it, they read it, they smile politely, and then it’s landfill food. But this card? This card latches onto their brain like glitter in carpet.

The front is cheeky and bold with a big “TITS YOUR BIRTHDAY” design, already hinting that something inappropriate is brewing inside. Then they open it – and BAM – a seductive female voice starts singing a raunchy birthday tune. Sounds funny, right? Here’s the kicker: it doesn’t stop. You can’t turn it off. It keeps going. And going. And going. For up to three hours.

It’s the perfect mix of sexy, stupid, and savage – a gift that’s guaranteed to be remembered way longer than the cake.

The Chaos in Action

Picture this: you hand it to your best friend at her party. Everyone gathers around to see what it is. She opens it, laughs at the boobs-on-birthday pun, and then the voice kicks in. “Happy birthday tits...” over and over. She tries closing it. Nope. Still playing. She tries stuffing it under a pillow. Louder. Now everyone at the party is doubled over, crying with laughter, while she’s begging you to make it stop.

This is not just a card – it’s a birthday prank masterpiece.

What Makes This The Ultimate Birthday Tits Card

• Standard 4.25 by 5.50 inch size that looks innocent… until it’s opened
• Printed with bold “TITS YOUR BIRTHDAY” design on the front for instant shock factor
• Built-in hidden sound technology with a seductive female voice
• Loops a naughty birthday song continuously for up to 3 hours
• Made with durable premium cardstock so it survives her rage attempts to destroy it
• Includes a matching envelope for clean delivery
• Ships 100 percent anonymously, so you can stay the mysterious prank genius

Who Needs This In Their Life

• Your bestie who loves inappropriate humor
• Your sister who “hates attention” (too bad)
• The coworker who cracks dirty jokes at every lunch break
• Your girlfriend who thinks she’s getting flowers but deserves a laugh first
• Or literally anyone who needs a reminder that birthdays should be fun, not boring

Time To Be The Legend At The Party

Anyone can bring wine. Anyone can bring a cake. But only you can bring a birthday prank card that sings about tits for three straight hours. That’s not just funny – that’s legendary.

👉 Don’t be forgettable. Send the Tits Your Birthday – Never Ending Birthday Card for Her and lock your place as the life of the party.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.