Ultimate Poop Prank Bundle
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
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Want to send the pettiest, most hilarious, and downright messy prank package? The Poop Prank Bundle is here to ruin days and spark prank wars! This devious set delivers the ultimate WTF moment—perfect for frenemies, annoying coworkers, exes, or anyone who deserves a little… well, crap.
What’s Inside This Stinky Masterpiece?
💩 Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon – They twist it open, and BOOM! A storm of poop emoji glitter explodes everywhere. And we mean everywhere.
🍫 Chocolate Poop Surprise – A realistic (but delicious) chocolate turd in a box that proudly says “EAT 💩!” Will they dare take a bite?
💌 Poop Emoji Greeting Card – A sweet-looking card that says “Just For You” on the outside… then hits them with a massive poop emoji inside. (Because nothing says “I care” like 💩.)
Why It’s the Ultimate Prank?
✅ 100% Anonymous Shipping – Mail poop without getting caught. 🤫
✅ Guaranteed Mess & Confusion – That glitter isn’t going anywhere.
✅ Perfect for Any Occasion – Birthdays, revenge, or just because.
✅ Petty, Yet Delicious – The chocolate may look like 💩, but it tastes amazing.
How to Ruin Someone’s Day (In the Best Way Possible):
1️⃣ Send this anonymous poop package.
2️⃣ Imagine their reaction as they open a poop bomb, edible turd, and a trolling card.
3️⃣ Enjoy knowing their house will sparkle with tiny poops for weeks.
Whether you’re mailing poop to an ex, pranking a frenemy, or just spreading some petty joy, this Poop Prank Bundle is the ultimate way to say “Eat 💩.”
🔥 Order now & let the prank war begin! 😈
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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