Ultimate Poop Prank Bundle

The Ultimate Poop Prank Bundle – When Flowers Just Won’t Cut It

Forget roses. Forget balloons. If you really want to send someone a message they’ll never forget, you drop the Ultimate Poop Prank Bundle right on their doorstep. Three perfectly disgusting gifts in one box – a Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon, a Chocolate Poop Surprise, and a Poop Emoji Greeting Card – all shipped 100 percent anonymously. It’s not a bouquet. It’s a bowel movement wrapped in comedy gold.

👉 Stop wasting your money on boring gifts. If you want laughs, revenge, or just pure unfiltered chaos, this is the only bundle worth sending.

Why This Bundle Is The Sh*t (Literally)

Think about the last time someone really pissed you off. Did you roll your eyes, maybe fire off a passive aggressive text, or did you dream about dropping a turd on their pillow? Well, this prank kit is basically the legal, edible, sparkly version of that fantasy.

It’s got everything you need to turn their day from ordinary to absolutely unhinged. First, they open the package and get blasted by the Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon – sparkly shit confetti raining down like a diarrhea disco ball. Then they find the Chocolate Poop Surprise – looks like a nasty turd, but bite into it and it’s actually rich, creamy chocolate. Finally, the Poop Emoji Greeting Card seals the deal with a giant brown emoji staring them down like, “Yeah, I went there.”

It’s childish. It’s immature. And it’s absolutely brilliant.

How It Goes Down

Picture your target. They’re suspicious, opening their package slowly. Boom – poop confetti everywhere. Their clothes, their floor, their cat – nothing is safe. They’re still recovering when they notice the chocolate poop sitting in the box. They poke it, sniff it, maybe even scream. Then the card – oh, the card – drops the finishing touch. It looks all sweet and innocent until they flip it open and get hit with a big steaming emoji dump right in their face.

It’s like Christmas morning, but instead of Santa, you got pranked by a constipated elf with glitter.

What You’re Actually Sending

• Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon – spring loaded and stuffed with shiny poop-shaped confetti
• Chocolate Poop Surprise – handcrafted edible chocolate turd that looks disgustingly real
• Poop Emoji Greeting Card – innocent on the outside, giant steaming emoji dump on the inside
• Anonymous Shipping – no trail, no guilt, no chance of getting caught (unless you laugh too hard and snitch on yourself)

Who Needs This Pile of Comedy?

• Your ex who “wishes you the best” but still Venmos you for utilities
• That coworker who eats your lunch out of the fridge
• Your best friend who deserves a laugh (or a brown scar on their carpet)
• Your frenemy who takes themselves way too seriously
• Or literally anyone who needs to hear, in poop form, “lighten the hell up”

Time To Drop A Load (Of Laughter)

Life’s too short to send flowers or gift cards. Go for the jugular. Go for the glittery poop storm. Send the Ultimate Poop Prank Bundle and watch their day turn into an unforgettable, shitty spectacle of comedy.

👉 Don’t sit on it. Order now and give someone the gift of sparkles, chocolate turds, and a giant emoji dump. They’ll never look at the mail the same way again.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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