Ultimate Prank Bundle!

The Ultimate Prank Bundle – Go Big Or Go Home

Why settle for one prank when you can unload an entire arsenal of chaos in one glorious package? The Ultimate Prank Bundle is like the nuclear option of gag gifts – chocolate dicks, gummy dicks, glitter bombs, and those evil Never-Ending Cards all crammed into one savage box. This isn’t a prank, it’s a declaration of war.

👉 If you’re ready to ruin someone’s day in the funniest way possible, stop scrolling and hit buy. This bundle has everything you need to turn birthdays, bachelor parties, and revenge plots into absolute carnage.

Why You Need This Bundle In Your Life

Let’s be honest – one prank is funny. Two pranks are better. But five? That’s legendary. With the Ultimate Prank Bundle, you’re not just sending a little joke, you’re sending a full-blown experience. One minute they’re wiping glitter out of their hair, the next they’re trying to shut up a card that won’t stop blaring filthy songs, and just when they think it’s over, they’re staring at a solid chocolate dick sitting in the box like a proud centerpiece.

It’s not a prank gift, it’s a lifestyle choice. You’re either the kind of person who sends socks… or the kind of person who unleashes gummy dicks and glitter storms. Choose wisely.

How The Madness Unfolds

Picture this:

They open the first envelope. Boom – glitter bomb detonates, tiny sparkling shrapnel coating every surface.
They try to laugh it off, only to pull out a Never-Ending Card that loops obnoxious sounds for hours. Tearing it apart doesn’t help, because inside is a bonus glitter payload waiting to explode.
Next up, they discover a Bag of Dicks gummies. They laugh. They eat one. They immediately regret enjoying it.
And then, the pièce de résistance: a solid milk chocolate dick staring them in the face like Willy Wonka’s dirty secret.

By the time they’re done, they’ll be sticky, glittery, annoyed, and somehow a little impressed.

What’s Inside This Carnage-Filled Box

• 2 Solid Milk Chocolate Dicks – handcrafted, edible, and offensive
• 2 Bags of Dicks Gummy Candy – fruity, chewy, and deliciously insulting
• 2 Glitter Bombs – because one glitter apocalypse isn’t enough
• 5 Never-Ending Cards – hours of non-stop audio hell (and hidden glitter if they try to destroy them)
• 1 Free Mystery Gift – because nothing says friendship like “surprise, here’s more chaos”

Who Deserves This Level Of Torture?

• That best friend who always takes jokes too far
• The sibling who still owes you money from five years ago
• The coworker who won’t stop microwaving fish in the office
• The ex who “just wants to stay friends”
• Or maybe… yourself, because you love watching the world burn

Drop The Bomb Already

This isn’t a gift. It’s a comedy weapon. The Ultimate Prank Bundle is your one-way ticket to legendary status in the prank wars. No one will forget who sent this, even if it arrives 100 percent anonymously.

👉 Don’t half-ass your pranks. Full-ass them. Load up with the Ultimate Prank Bundle today and give someone a story they’ll be telling (and cursing about) for years.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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