You're The Tits - Pop Up Boob Card

You’re The Tits Pop Up Boob Card

Let’s be real. Flowers die, chocolates get eaten, and boring Hallmark cards end up in the trash. But a card that literally pops open with a pair of 3D boobs? That’s a gift that keeps giving. The You’re The Tits Pop Up Boob Card is not just a card, it’s a middle finger to boring gifts. It’s loud, it’s cheeky, and it makes the statement that you’ve got a sense of humor and zero shame.

This is the kind of card that people remember forever. It’s the card they pull out of the drawer years later and say, “Remember when that psycho sent me a pop up boob card?” Yeah, that’ll be your legacy.

So stop being lame. Order now and give the only card that comes with tits built in.

Why You Actually Need This Card

Because regular cards suck. Nobody reads them. Nobody keeps them. But this? This is an experience. You open it, and bam, tits in your face. It’s funny, inappropriate, and unforgettable all in one. Whether you’re roasting a buddy on their birthday, making your bachelorette laugh until she pees, or pulling off the world’s cheekiest romantic surprise, this pop up boob card does all the heavy lifting.

Plus, it works for almost any vibe. Playful? Check. Sarcastic? Absolutely. Romantic but also totally f***ing ridiculous? Perfect.

A Story Worth Sharing

One of our customers gave this card to his girlfriend as part of her birthday gift. She opened it, laughed so hard she cried, and then taped it to the fridge where it stayed for months. Another buyer slipped it into a pile of normal cards at a friend’s bachelor party. The room exploded with laughter, and suddenly his gift was the only one anyone remembered. That’s what you’re buying here. Not paper and glue. You’re buying a guaranteed moment of chaos and fun.

What You Get

• A premium quality card printed with the bold message “YOU’RE THE TITS” on the front
• A 3D pop up boob design inside that literally pops out when the card is opened
• Crafted from durable 14 pt cardstock for a clean, high quality feel
• Cellophane wrapped for safe delivery and includes a matching white envelope
• Shipped 100 percent anonymously so your prank stays your little secret

Perfect For Any Occasion That Needs Tits

• Birthday roast that goes way beyond cake and candles
• Bachelorette party gag gift to keep the laughs rolling
• Friendship prank because sometimes love means sending boobs by mail
• Cheeky romantic surprise that’s way better than another “I love you” card
• Just because you woke up and decided someone needed pop up tits today

Stop Sending Lame Cards

Look, you could send another boring greeting card and pretend you put thought into it. Or you could send this pop up boob card and guarantee you’ll be the story people tell at dinner. Life’s short. Be the person who mails tits.

Click buy now and send the only card that makes everyone laugh, blush, and say “what the actual f*.”**

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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