Bag of D*cks - Funny Gummies

Bag of D*cks – Funny Gummies

Sweet, Chewy, and Shaped Like Tiny Dicks

Some people send flowers. Some send chocolates. But legends? Legends send their friends a literal bag of d*cks. Fruity, chewy, penis-shaped gummies packed in a burlap sack that screams “classy chaos.” If you’ve ever wanted to tell someone to eat a bag of dicks and actually mean it, congratulations - your moment has arrived.

👉 Don’t just talk shit. Back it up. Order now and make someone’s day way funnier than it should be.

Why You Need to Send This

Look, there are gifts that say “I care,” and then there are gifts that say, “I care enough to spend money just to make you laugh your ass off.” This bag of dicks gummies is that second one. Whether it’s for a birthday, a bachelorette, or just because your buddy’s been acting like a dick, this bag of chewy edible chaos will be remembered way longer than any candle, card, or boring bottle of wine.

Why it hits harder than anything else in the gag gift aisle:

• Ridiculously funny – penis gummies are guaranteed to get laughs, screams, and maybe a few confused looks.
• Actually delicious – fruity, chewy, and addictive, these gummy penises don’t just look funny, they taste legit.
• Flexible AF – order double or triple the dicks for maximum impact.
• Custom message option – from “Happy Birthday” to “Suck it,” your words, their laughs.
• 100% anonymous shipping – they’ll never know it was you who sent the candy bag of dicks.

Story Time: How This Goes Down

Imagine it: your friend gets a package. They open the burlap sack, expecting maybe homemade cookies. Nope. Instead, they dump a rainbow-colored pile of gummy dicks across the table. The room goes silent for half a second before the laughter starts. Someone takes a bite, someone else is doubled over crying, and one poor soul is on the floor yelling, “Who the hell sends penis gummies in a bag?!”

Later, when people ask what they got for their birthday, they won’t say “wine” or “a gift card.” They’ll say, “Some asshole sent me a bag of dick gummies.” And that’s the kind of story that sticks.

What You’re Really Getting

• A burlap sack of gummy dicks – sealed in plastic for freshness, packed for laughs.
• Fruity, chewy candy – because edible dicks should taste good, too.
• Options to supersize – double or triple the dicks if you’re feeling generous (or petty).
• Personalized note – add your own message to make it extra savage.
• Ships 100% anonymously – no return address, no evidence, no regrets.

This isn’t just a gag gift. It’s a full-blown edible prank gift for adults, the kind of thing that turns any party into a memory and any friendship into a roast session.

Be the Legend Who Sent the Dicks

Anyone can send a boring “thinking of you” card. But only legends send penis shaped gummies stuffed in a sack and tell their friends to eat a bag of dicks gummy candy. It’s crude, it’s funny, and it’s actually tasty. Whether it’s a bachelorette bundle moment, a revenge joke, or just a random Tuesday, this bag of edible dicks will absolutely deliver laughs.

👉 Stop being boring. Smash that order button and be the hero who sent the bag of candy dicks nobody will ever forget.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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