Bag of D*cks - Funny Gummies
Description
Bag of D*cks – Funny Gummies
Sweet, Chewy, and Shaped Like Tiny Dicks
Some people send flowers. Some send chocolates. But legends? Legends send their friends a literal bag of d*cks. Fruity, chewy, penis-shaped gummies packed in a burlap sack that screams “classy chaos.” If you’ve ever wanted to tell someone to eat a bag of dicks and actually mean it, congratulations - your moment has arrived.
👉 Don’t just talk shit. Back it up. Order now and make someone’s day way funnier than it should be.
Why You Need to Send This
Look, there are gifts that say “I care,” and then there are gifts that say, “I care enough to spend money just to make you laugh your ass off.” This bag of dicks gummies is that second one. Whether it’s for a birthday, a bachelorette, or just because your buddy’s been acting like a dick, this bag of chewy edible chaos will be remembered way longer than any candle, card, or boring bottle of wine.
Why it hits harder than anything else in the gag gift aisle:
- Ridiculously funny – penis gummies are guaranteed to get laughs, screams, and maybe a few confused looks.
- Actually delicious – fruity, chewy, and addictive, these gummy penises don’t just look funny, they taste legit.
- Flexible AF – order double or triple the dicks for maximum impact.
- Custom message option – from “Happy Birthday” to “Suck it,” your words, their laughs.
- 100% anonymous shipping – they’ll never know it was you who sent the candy bag of dicks.
Story Time: How This Goes Down
Imagine it: your friend gets a package. They open the burlap sack, expecting maybe homemade cookies. Nope. Instead, they dump a rainbow-colored pile of gummy dicks across the table. The room goes silent for half a second before the laughter starts. Someone takes a bite, someone else is doubled over crying, and one poor soul is on the floor yelling, “Who the hell sends penis gummies in a bag?!”
Later, when people ask what they got for their birthday, they won’t say “wine” or “a gift card.” They’ll say, “Some asshole sent me a bag of dick gummies.” And that’s the kind of story that sticks.
What You’re Really Getting
- A burlap sack of gummy dicks – sealed in plastic for freshness, packed for laughs.
- Fruity, chewy candy – because edible dicks should taste good, too.
- Options to supersize – double or triple the dicks if you’re feeling generous (or petty).
- Personalized note – add your own message to make it extra savage.
- Ships 100% anonymously – no return address, no evidence, no regrets.
This isn’t just a gag gift. It’s a full-blown edible prank gift for adults, the kind of thing that turns any party into a memory and any friendship into a roast session.
Be the Legend Who Sent the Dicks
Anyone can send a boring “thinking of you” card. But only legends send penis shaped gummies stuffed in a sack and tell their friends to eat a bag of dicks gummy candy. It’s crude, it’s funny, and it’s actually tasty. Whether it’s a bachelorette bundle moment, a revenge joke, or just a random Tuesday, this bag of edible dicks will absolutely deliver laughs.
👉 Stop being boring. Smash that order button and be the hero who sent the bag of candy dicks nobody will ever forget.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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My friends qanted to get me something for reaching a goal on twitch and they said that they were sending a "gift that i would love"...
These people are my best friends and i didnt even ask for them to come into my life, truly an amazing blessing.
I sent both of my sisters the Dick for Christmas and they immediately knew it was from me! They both loved it and we cracked jokes about it for days. I can’t wait to send Eat My Ass next year!
You guys are awesome! The recipients were so in awe of this and they loved it. My wife let the cat out of the bag to them.
Everything went perfect, only thing I would change is where it's shipped from. People get nervous seeing a California address, maybe there's a way to label the shipped from address to the same state from where it's being purchased.?
Really enjoyed hearing the group text reaction from my buddy who anonymously received this item. He said he wasn't sure who sent it, but it made for a nice dinner conversation with his two curious kids. Would definitely send again to more friends, especially those with kids!
Send it to my friend as a house warming gift :gift:
I purchased this for a bachelorette party and needless to say, it was a hit! I ordered my box on a Thursday, and it was delivered that next Tuesday in great condition! I didn’t swing for the cooler box, but I imagine if it’s left out in the heat for hours, it will melt. So I’d say be mindful of when the package will be received (otherwise, swing for the insulated box).
Everything was as expected. I sent it to a friend in Florida and it became a sloppy chocolate mess because it melted. I ignored your advice to get it shipped in a cold container. That's okay though, it was still funny and they took a picture and posted it on Facebook, so I got to see what it looked like. Next time, I'll get the cold shipping container.
Everything was as expected. I sent it to a friend in Florida and it became a sloppy chocolate mess because it melted. I ignored your advice to get it shipped in a cold container. That's okay though, it was still funny and they took a picture and posted it on Facebook, so I got to see what it looked like. Next time, I'll get the cold shipping container.
When I ordered this whimsical chocolate gag gift, I paid extra for refrigerated packaging because of the heat of the summer. Unfortunately, the packaging was not enough to keep the item intact and when it arrived at the home of the lucky individual it had completely melted in the box. Upon contacting a service representative I was given the option of a full refund or to select a hard candy item to be shipped to the individual free of charge. Feeling that this gentleman fully deserved to recieve this whimsical product, I opted for the hard candy substitute. The product arrived quickly and was fully intact. The recipient was very surprised and excited to see this item and I'm told it was delicious! Thanks Dickatyourdoor.com for making the birthday boy's wish a reality!! I highly recommend this company for gag gifts as they make quality products and they stand by them 100%! I will use this service again...many, many times!
When I ordered this whimsical chocolate gag gift, I paid extra for refrigerated packaging because of the heat of the summer. Unfortunately, the packaging was not enough to keep the item intact and when it arrived at the home of the lucky individual it had completely melted in the box. Upon contacting a service representative I was given the option of a full refund or to select a hard candy item to be shipped to the individual free of charge. Feeling that this gentleman fully deserved to recieve this whimsical product, I opted for the hard candy substitute. The product arrived quickly and was fully intact. The recipient was very surprised and excited to see this item and I'm told it was delicious! Thanks Dickatyourdoor.com for making the birthday boy's wish a reality!! I highly recommend this company for gag gifts as they make quality products and they stand by them 100%! I will use this service again...many, many times!
I got this for a coworker unfortunately the day it was delivered it was hot n she must not have bin home so the chocolate penis melted she said it tasted great if it hadent melted i would have given a 5 star review
I sent this to my cousin because her bachelorette party was cancelled. She laughed when she received this chocolate penis!
I sent this to my cousin because her bachelorette party was cancelled. She laughed when she received this chocolate penis!
I live in South Louisiana where it's tropical heath 100% humidity all the time so my order was melted I don't blame the company just the heat everything else was spot on and like i said shipping was great
My sister loves it!
My sister loves it!
I live in South Louisiana where it's tropical heath 100% humidity all the time so my order was melted I don't blame the company just the heat everything else was spot on and like i said shipping was great
I ordered the Chocolate Dick: The Don. It was great! It arrived on time and in excellent condition. I sent it to a warm area, so I ordered the cold pack for shipping. Couldn’t be happier. Everyone thought it was hilarious.
I ordered the Chocolate Dick: The Don. It was great! It arrived on time and in excellent condition. I sent it to a warm area, so I ordered the cold pack for shipping. Couldn’t be happier. Everyone thought it was hilarious.
Sent one to my buddy for his birthday...he knew instantly who it was from despite the anonymity. Says he’ll never eat it tho...I said that he has to post photos and videos if he ever does. My advice, “Start at the tip”.
Sent one to my buddy for his birthday...he knew instantly who it was from despite the anonymity. Says he’ll never eat it tho...I said that he has to post photos and videos if he ever does. My advice, “Start at the tip”.
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Send A Bag Of Gummy Dicks
Or don't, we don't care! Dick At Your Door is here for one thing only - to provide the best f*cking gag gifts you can get.
Why our gummy dicks?
These edible little penises make a great addition to any gift, gift basket, bridal shower and other event.
New Designed Bags
These pouches are the prefect cute and delicate way to hand deliver gummy dicks.
Tasty Treats
Multiple colors and flavors just for the bride, or guests.
Add to a Box
You can add these gummies to our prank packages as well.
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Do you ship overseas?
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How long will it take to get my orders?
It depends on where you are. Orders processed here will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Overseas deliveries can take anywhere from 7-16 days. Delivery details will be provided in your confirmation email.
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