"Eat My Ass" Chocolate Box

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Dick At Your Door has the best edible anus chocolates you never knew you needed.  Prank your friends with these mini buttholes! Anonymously send | over 70,000 happy pranksters!

Send a funny chocolate butthole to a friend, family member or foe. These tasty little chocolate treats are perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, valentine's day and so much more. Grab a chocolate butthole today! 

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Molded To Your Asshole

Not really, but it looks a lot like a chocolate starfish.

4 Tasty Treats

Our motto has always been "Live Fast. And Eat Ass"

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Mark Welliver
DAYD!

I ordered the eat a D and the eat S items! Both are perfect and hilarious! Fast shipping and packed to keep it safe! Great gift for friends with a sense of humor!

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Ladies... This is it! What he needs
Got his attention

These penises are just funny. The anonymity makes it totally stellar.
Ex bf pulled his ignore for weeks stunt. Sometimes when people turn their back on ya and apathy sets in, a delightful thing like eat a dick is available! Unfortunately he thought the dick was from someone else but we still laughed numerous times just thinking about it. He just needed it lol 🤣

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