"Eat My Ass" Chocolate Box
Product Description:
Let’s not beat around the bush—Eat My Ass Chocolate Buttholes are here to satisfy all your dirty little cravings. Made from creamy, premium milk chocolate and molded into the most tantalizing butthole shape imaginable, these sinful treats invite your tongue on a wild ride it won’t forget. Whether you're gifting your partner, teasing a friend, or letting someone know you're ready for dessert, these chocolate asses are the ultimate way to say, “Eat up, baby.”
And the best part? You can send this sexy surprise anonymously. Because sometimes, it’s more fun when they don’t know who’s inviting them to take a bite.
✔ Decadent Chocolate Anus: Smooth, rich, and utterly lickable—perfect for those who love eating ass.
✔ Anonymous Delivery: Keep it mysterious and let their imagination run wild.
✔ Unapologetically Sexy: For anyone who’s into the finer things in life, like buttholes and chocolate.
✔ The Ultimate Foreplay Gift: Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just because you’re in the mood to play dirty.
✔ Guaranteed Reaction: Whether they blush, laugh, or dive in tongue-first, this gift is unforgettable.
So, are you ready to take your taste buds to the next level? Whether you’re saying “I want you,” “I miss you,” or just “Here’s some ass,” these chocolate buttholes are sure to leave them begging for more.
Order now and send the gift that’s as bold as it is delicious. Chocolate just got a whole lot cheekier! 🍑🍫
Where You've Seen Us
Yup, you can send a Chocolate Dick to ANYONE
Send An Anonymous Chocolate Butthole
Or don't, we don't care! Dick At Your Door is here for one thing only - to provide the best f*cking gag gifts you can get.
Why our succulent booty holes?
These fart boxes are the new jam in 2023. Everyone is sending them!
Molded To Your Asshole
Not really, but it looks a lot like a chocolate starfish.
4 Tasty Treats
Our motto has always been "Live Fast. And Eat Ass"
Send Anonymously
Choose a box and send it anonymously to any friend or foe.
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Do you ship overseas?
Yes, we ship all over the world. Shipping costs will apply, and will be added at checkout. We run discounts and promotions all year, so stay tuned for exclusive deals.
How long will it take to get my orders?
It depends on where you are. Orders processed here will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Overseas deliveries can take anywhere from 7-16 days. Delivery details will be provided in your confirmation email.
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