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Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy - DickAtYourDoor
Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy - DickAtYourDoor
Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy - DickAtYourDoor
Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy - DickAtYourDoor
Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy - DickAtYourDoor
Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy - DickAtYourDoor

Regular price $19.99 $15.99

Product Details

If you’re in the market for a mouthful of delicious dick shaped gummies, have we got good news for you!

Whether you are sending these to a friend, spouse, or just enjoying a handful for yourself, our candy bag of dicks is easily one of the easiest and cheapest ways to get your hands on so many delicious male genitalia.

We send our Bag Of Gummy Dicks in tightly sealed plastic then put in a pretty looking burlap sack bag, to ensure protection, and are always sent flaccid to ensure softness.

What these dicks lack in size, they make up for in spirit! Order yours now! 

A gift from the large, affluent, ultra-orthodox gummy bear community. They’re not your traditional gummy dick candy. These are the world’s finest candy dicks! We have spent hours, weeks, and years perfecting the perfect dick for anyone to shove into their mouth. Filling your mouth or someone else’s mouth with penis candy can seem scary at first, but don’t fret! We have created an easy and anonymous way where you can get dicks into the hands and mouths of anyone you please! Everyone deserves the chance to eat a dicks! You can even include double and triple the dicks as well as your own personalized messages on the bag of dicks!

Give it a shot and see how delicious these little peckers really are!

Shipping Information

Shipping

We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.


Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?
A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.


Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A: The picture below is our public information for billing:

Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. **Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.


Q: How big is it?
A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.


Q: When will my item ship?
A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.


Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.


Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.


Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products?
A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.


Q: Why?
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.

ALL ORDERS SHIP 100% ANONYMOUSLY
ORDERS SHIP WITHIN 1-3 BUSINESS DAYS
 

Customer Reviews

Based on 34 reviews
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Yesenia Madrigal
Fast, Anonymous, & Hilarious

It got here faster than it said it would and it was totally anonymous and hilarious whenever my partner received it!

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Barbara Salinas
Get Well Soon

Sent to an ill family member. Reception was good, got a good laugh. We would have liked to write our name of who it came from.

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Lois Johnston
Dicklicious

Gummy Dicks are adorable and never fail to please ! Thank your for spot on and anonymous delivery ! Keep it coming 😉

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nathaniel vazquez
delivery is slow

product is good, the delivery is really slow tho

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Ed Ford
My grandson loves the gummy dicks

Everyone loves a dick in their mouth

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