Glitter Bomb

Glitter Bomb - Because Sometimes Words Aren’t Enough

Imagine this: someone pisses you off, and instead of sending a passive-aggressive text or bottling it up like a normal adult, you send them something that will haunt them for weeks. A Glitter Bomb. They think they’re getting a package, maybe even something thoughtful. They open it - BOOM. A sparkling apocalypse of dick-shaped glitter rains down on their carpet, their clothes, their dog, their life.

No words, no fight, no messy breakup convo. Just pure, sparkling chaos that sticks around longer than their excuses.

👉 Don’t just get even - get fabulous revenge. Order the Glitter Bomb now.

Why You Need This in Your Arsenal

Let’s be real: glitter is the herpes of the craft world. Once it’s out, it’s never going away. And that’s what makes this the most devastating, hilarious prank you can pull.

You’re not just sending glitter - you’re sending an experience. The frustration of trying to vacuum microscopic sparkles for weeks. The shame of showing up to work with a rogue piece stuck on their forehead. The mystery of who the hell did this to them.

Every time they see a stray sparkle on their pillow or bathroom sink, they’ll think of you. And that, my friend, is priceless.

How to Use the Glitter Bomb Like a Pro

• Breakup revenge - Forget closure, send glitter.
• Birthday pranks - Because cake isn’t messy enough.
• Anonymous chaos - Ships 100% anonymously so you can watch the aftermath guilt-free.
• Just because - No reason required. Sometimes people just deserve to drown in sparkles.
• Ultimate roast - Nothing says “you’re a dick” like actual dick-shaped glitter exploding in someone’s face.

Why It Works Every. Single. Time.

You know what sucks about most pranks? They end. The airhorn goes off, the whoopee cushion deflates, the fart spray fades. But glitter? Glitter lives forever. It embeds itself in carpets, sticks to skin, hides in couch cushions, and shows up at the worst possible times.

One customer said their ex was still finding glitter three months later. Another said their roommate almost cried because every time they thought they’d cleaned it up, more appeared like a sparkly horror movie villain.

This isn’t a gag gift. This is psychological warfare disguised as craft supplies. And the best part? You don’t even have to be there to enjoy it.

The Stats That Matter

• Tube packed with ultra-fine glitter designed for maximum explosion
• Dick-shaped confetti included for that extra slap of disrespect
• Sealed tight so it detonates only when they open it
• Discreet outer packaging - no one suspects a thing
• Shipped 100% anonymously so you can laugh in peace

Here’s the deal: you could send a boring card, a weak insult, or some half-assed prank. Or you could go nuclear with the Glitter Bomb and make sure they never forget you.

👉 Stop scrolling. Stop overthinking. Push the button and send a bomb full of sparkly dicks today.

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient; That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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