I Love You....And Your Dick - Valentine's Day Greeting Card

I Love You… And Your Dick - Valentine’s Day Greeting Card

Valentine’s Day is usually about roses, chocolates, and long walks on the beach. But let’s be honest - most of us are here for the dick. That’s why the I Love You… And Your Dick Valentine’s Day Greeting Card exists. Open it up, and a glorious 3D penis pops out, stealing the show and reminding your lover exactly what you value most.

This isn’t a lame “thinking of you” Hallmark card. This is a bold, hilarious, NSFW Valentine that says what everyone else is too polite to admit: “Yeah, babe, I love YOU… but let’s give your dick the credit it deserves.”

👉 Stop being cheesy. Send the Valentine’s Day card that pops out a giant dick and guarantees laughs, blushes, and probably a great night in.

Why This Card Hits Harder Than Flowers

Because flowers wilt, chocolates get eaten, and stuffed bears end up in the closet. But a big dick Valentine’s Day card? That’s unforgettable. It’s rude, it’s funny, and it doubles as a roast and a compliment all in one.

This card is perfect for couples who know that romance isn’t all candles and poetry. Sometimes it’s dirty jokes, laughing until you snort, and celebrating the things that actually matter in a relationship.

Imagine the Scene

You hand them an envelope. They expect something sweet and mushy. They open it - and BOOM - a 3D dick pops up in all its cardboard glory. The front screams I Love You… And Your Dick, and the room instantly fills with laughter (or maybe gasps, depending on your audience).

One customer said: “I gave this to my boyfriend and he laughed so hard he had to sit down. Best Valentine’s gift ever.” Another wrote: “Got this for my wife as a gag. She thought it was hilarious and kept it on her nightstand. Safe to say it worked out for me.”

Why People Love This NSFW Valentine

• Bold AF design - tells the truth without holding back.
• 3D pop-up penis - the surprise nobody expects but everyone laughs at.
• Made from premium 14 pt cardstock - sturdy enough for multiple replays.
• Valentine’s themed design - just enough romance to make it legit.
• Includes envelope and wrapped for delivery - looks innocent until the reveal.
• Shipped 100% anonymously - if you want to prank without being caught.

Don’t Be the Lame Valentine

Anyone can hand over chocolates or a stuffed animal. But are they still laughing about those gifts years later? Nope. The I Love You… And Your Dick greeting card is the kind of dirty Valentine gag that becomes a story. It’s a prank, a roast, and a confession of love all rolled into one dick-shaped surprise.

👉 Click “Add to Cart,” send this dirty Valentine’s Day card, and give your lover the funniest, most honest gift they’ve ever gotten. Don’t be boring. Be unforgettable.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you actually put your recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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