Thought Of You Card

Thought Of You Card – The Pop Up Dick That Says It All

Sometimes words just are not enough. Sometimes you need a greeting card that slaps, shocks, and basically screams “I was thinking of you… and this dick.” That is exactly what the Thought Of You Card delivers. From the outside, it looks like a perfectly normal card with the wholesome line “I Saw This Card And Thought Of You.” Cute right? But then they open it, and boom – a pop up dick springs into action. It is rude, it is hilarious, and it is unforgettable.

👉 If you are looking for the perfect gag card that makes birthdays, breakups, or random Tuesdays ten times funnier, this is the one you buy. Stop overthinking it and just send them a pop up dick already.

Why This Card Wins Every Time

Most cards are boring as hell. Flowers, kittens, some lame joke about age… snooze. But this? This is a prank greeting card with attitude. It does the heavy lifting for you. You get the laugh, they get the shock, and no one forgets it.

Made from premium double sided 14 pt cardstock, this thing is sturdy enough to hold its shape even after the surprise reveal. The pop up design means your recipient is not just reading a card, they are experiencing a whole event. And because it ships anonymously, you get all the glory without the awkward “did you really send me a dick” conversation.

How It Goes Down

Picture it. Your buddy tears open the envelope. They see the sweet message on the front, smile, and think “aww.” Then they open it, and up springs a proud little pop up dick. Now they are laughing, their jaw is on the floor, and everyone in the room wants to know where the hell you found it.

The beauty of this card is that it fits almost any situation. Birthday roast? Perfect. Breakup revenge? Even better. Cheeky friendship joke? Absolutely. It is the kind of rude card for friends that doubles as a story they will be retelling for years.

What Makes It So Damn Good

• Card measures 4.25 by 5.50 inches, just like a “normal” card until it is not
• Printed with “I Saw This Card And Thought Of You” on the front for maximum fake wholesomeness
• Pop up dick inside for the ultimate shock factor
• Made from high quality 14 pt double sided cardstock, durable and glossy
• Comes cellophane wrapped with a matching white envelope for classy delivery
• Shipped 100 percent anonymously so you stay innocent

Who Should You Send It To

• Your best friend who thinks nothing shocks them anymore
• The ex who still creeps your Instagram
• A coworker who can take a joke without filing HR papers
• Your partner who secretly loves rude surprises
• Or just because sometimes people deserve a card with a dick in it

This is not just another funny card with attitude. This is a weaponized laugh, a piece of edgy humor they will never expect.

Time To Make Someone’s Day (Or Ruin It)

Cards are supposed to say what you cannot. And this one says exactly what you were thinking – but with a dick. Do not send boring, predictable greetings. Be the legend who sends the Thought Of You Pop Up Dick Card and let the laughter do the talking.

👉 Click the button now, order today, and make sure your next prank delivery is one they will never forget.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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