Christmas + New Year Glitter Card

Christmas + New Year Glitter Card

Nothing Says “Happy Holidays” Like Three Hours of Rock Music and a Face Full of Glitter

Christmas is supposed to be about joy, family, and peace on earth. Screw that. Sometimes you just want to send chaos wrapped in a festive envelope. The Christmas + New Year Glitter Card is exactly that – it blasts nonstop rock n’ roll Christmas carols for up to three straight hours and detonates with a hidden glitter bomb the moment it’s opened. Sweet on the outside, savage on the inside.

👉 Stop sending boring Hallmark cards. Order now and send a holiday glitter bomb card that sings, sparkles, and makes people hate the holidays even more than they already do.

Why This Holiday Prank Card Slays

Holiday cards are boring. Same snowflakes, same “warm wishes,” same crappy handwriting from someone you barely talk to. The Christmas Glitter Prank Card flips that script completely. Instead of peace and love, it brings loud chaos, glitter everywhere, and a story your recipient will be telling well into next year.

This isn’t just a card – it’s an exploding Christmas card prank that combines two of the most annoying things in the world: glitter and nonstop Christmas music. Together, they’re unstoppable.

• Prank-ready holiday card - plays up to 3 hours of rock n’ roll Christmas carols
• Glitter explosion inside - tiny, sparkly chaos that will stick around until July
• Quality cardstock - festive, durable, and sneaky as hell
• Perfect for pranks - white elephant, holiday parties, or ruining your buddy’s living room
• Ships 100 percent anonymously - no branding, no sender info, no regrets

The Story That Will Outshine the Tree

Picture this: your friend opens the envelope, sees a cute festive card, and thinks you actually care. They open it up, expecting some nice words. Instead, BOOM. A glitter bomb detonates like a sparkly hand grenade. Before they can even scream, the card starts blasting loud rock n’ roll Christmas carols.

They try to close it. Doesn’t work. They shake it. Doesn’t stop. They’re frantically running around with a card that won’t shut up while glitter coats every square inch of their living room. Hours later, the card is still going. Weeks later, the glitter is still stuck in their carpet. Years later, they’re still telling the story of how you sent them the rudest Christmas card ever made.

What’s Inside the Christmas + New Year Glitter Card

• Nonstop rock n’ roll Christmas music - up to three full hours of obnoxious holiday cheer
• Hidden glitter bomb - sparkly destruction disguised as joy
• Premium cardstock - durable enough to contain maximum prank energy
• Envelope included - festive on the outside, filthy on the inside
• Anonymous shipping - safe from exposure, guilty only of pure holiday chaos

This is not just a card. It is the Christmas glitter prank card that doubles as both a party trick and a long-lasting holiday punishment.

Give the Gift of Glitter and Noise

Sure, you could send a boring holiday card. But why? The Christmas + New Year Glitter Card is the perfect funny Christmas and New Year card that takes holiday pranks to the next level. Sparkles, noise, and endless laughs – what more could anyone want?

👉 Smash that order button now and make their holiday unforgettable with glitter, music, and a total meltdown under the tree.

NOTE: If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient; That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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