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Sure is! Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they're absolutely delicious.
Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.
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It was quick and easy to order. Person had no idea it was me who sent it! They thought it was hilarious. It came in great packaging and unbroken! So much fun!
I thank you guys for being an awesome team when something went wrong with one of my orders it was handled very quickly through email.
I sent both of my sisters the Dick for Christmas and they immediately knew it was from me! They both loved it and we cracked jokes about it for days. I can’t wait to send Eat My Ass next year!
I wish there were smaller white chocolate options
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