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Executives who need a flaming bag of excrement on their doorstep

Executives who need a flaming bag of excrement on their doorstep

  • Dick At Your Door

You know how Eric Trump looks like someone who sleeps in a coffin and eats babies?  Well, this week's dick of the week is a bearded version of that no neck mouth breather of a POTUS son.  As someone who grew up in a solidly blue collar, lower middle class family, few things make my blood boil more than a Trustifarian telling me how I should view the world. John...

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Lost Love, a Loser, and a Lack of Capital

Lost Love, a Loser, and a Lack of Capital

  • Dick At Your Door

Growing up in Iowa, there wasn't much to do.  In a town of 7000 people, a kid has to rely on his or her imagination to pass the lazy summer days.  When I wasn't swimming in the river or doing sick bunny hops on my Haro, I played a lot of make believe (I am an only child, lay off).  Many of the times, I was the crafty bank robber...

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Drunk Russian and The Curse of Capitalism

Drunk Russian and The Curse of Capitalism

  • Dick At Your Door

My favorite part of Russia is the fact that everyone has a dash cam.  The country is so out of control, people have to document all aspects of their life to show that, yes, this shit really does happen.  Whether it's a nice little recipe of road rage or a literal space rock falling from the sky, you can bet Russians have filmed it from the comfort of their car...

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Disneyland, Dongs and Davy Jones' Locker

Disneyland, Dongs and Davy Jones' Locker

  • Dick At Your Door

Ahh Disneyland.  The place where dreams come true.  The place where the sound of children's laughter can be heard for miles.  Funnel Cakes, fun ride, family time, and memories that will last a lifetime. A PLACE WHERE NIGHTMARES BECOME REALITY Ok, that's a bit dramatic.  However, this week's Dick Of The Week is a great example of why you should always know your surroundings when going for a ride on...

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