If you’re in the market for a mouthful of delicious dick shaped gummies, have we got good news for you!
Whether you are sending these to a friend, spouse, or just enjoying a handful for yourself, our candy bag of dicks is easily one of the easiest and cheapest ways to get your hands on so many delicious male genitalia.
We send our Bag Of Gummy Dicks in tightly sealed plastic then put in a pretty looking burlap sack bag, to ensure protection, and are always sent flaccid to ensure softness.
What these dicks lack in size, they make up for in spirit! Order yours now!
A gift from the large, affluent, ultra-orthodox gummy bear community. They’re not your traditional gummy dick candy. These are the world’s finest candy dicks! We have spent hours, weeks, and years perfecting the perfect dick for anyone to shove into their mouth. Filling your mouth or someone else’s mouth with penis candy can seem scary at first, but don’t fret! We have created an easy and anonymous way where you can get dicks into the hands and mouths of anyone you please! Everyone deserves the chance to eat a dicks! You can even include double and triple the dicks as well as your own personalized messages on the bag of dicks!
Give it a shot and see how delicious these little peckers really are!
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Sure is! Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they're absolutely delicious.
Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
I sent this to my DIL for her birthday.
It was so much fun.
She said her jaw literally DROPPED when she opened it.
So funny
Played off perfectly! I did it to a friend as a gag and it was perfect. Totally worth it
Great gift
Amazing! Great hilarious gift ideas .. my 2 friends were so surprised and delighted! Love a good promo too!! Responsive cust service too
The looks in their face when they open the present.