






Bag of Dicks: Gummy Penis Candy

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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious

Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
If you’re in the market for a mouthful of delicious dick shaped gummies, have we got good news for you!
Whether you are sending these to a friend, spouse, or just enjoying a handful for yourself, our candy bag of dicks is easily one of the easiest and cheapest ways to get your hands on so many delicious male genitalia.
We send our Bag Of Gummy Dicks in tightly sealed plastic then put in a pretty looking burlap sack bag, to ensure protection, and are always sent flaccid to ensure softness.
What these dicks lack in size, they make up for in spirit! Order yours now!
A gift from the large, affluent, ultra-orthodox gummy bear community. They’re not your traditional gummy dick candy. These are the world’s finest candy dicks! We have spent hours, weeks, and years perfecting the perfect dick for anyone to shove into their mouth. Filling your mouth or someone else’s mouth with penis candy can seem scary at first, but don’t fret! We have created an easy and anonymous way where you can get dicks into the hands and mouths of anyone you please! Everyone deserves the chance to eat a dicks! You can even include double and triple the dicks as well as your own personalized messages on the bag of dicks!
Sending a bag of gummy dicks to a friend or family member can be a hilariously cheeky and unexpected way to add some laughter to their day. Whether it's a close friend with a playful sense of humor or a family member who appreciates lighthearted pranks, this unusual gesture is sure to bring a smile to their face. The gummy dicks, often made with colorful and chewy candy, offer a combination of amusement and deliciousness. It's a memorable way to let someone know that you're thinking of them and want to inject a little mischievous fun into their life.
When it comes to bachelorette parties, a bag of gummy dicks can be a hilarious addition to the celebration. Bachelorette parties are all about letting loose, having a great time, and creating lasting memories with friends. The inclusion of gummy dicks adds a playful and risqué element to the festivities, making everyone giggle and enjoy the party even more. Whether they're used as decorations, party favors, or just a humorous snack, these edible delights are bound to be a hit among the guests. They serve as a lighthearted reminder of the fun and excitement that comes with celebrating the bride-to-be's upcoming nuptials.
Give it a shot and see how delicious these little peckers really are!



YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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