"Eat My Ass" Chocolate Box
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
Product Description:
Let’s not beat around the bush—Eat My Ass Chocolate Buttholes are here to satisfy all your dirty little cravings. Made from creamy, premium milk chocolate and molded into the most tantalizing butthole shape imaginable, these sinful treats invite your tongue on a wild ride it won’t forget. Whether you're gifting your partner, teasing a friend, or letting someone know you're ready for dessert, these chocolate asses are the ultimate way to say, “Eat up, baby.”
And the best part? You can send this sexy surprise anonymously. Because sometimes, it’s more fun when they don’t know who’s inviting them to take a bite.
✔ Decadent Chocolate Anus: Smooth, rich, and utterly lickable—perfect for those who love eating ass.
✔ Anonymous Delivery: Keep it mysterious and let their imagination run wild.
✔ Unapologetically Sexy: For anyone who’s into the finer things in life, like buttholes and chocolate.
✔ The Ultimate Foreplay Gift: Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just because you’re in the mood to play dirty.
✔ Guaranteed Reaction: Whether they blush, laugh, or dive in tongue-first, this gift is unforgettable.
So, are you ready to take your taste buds to the next level? Whether you’re saying “I want you,” “I miss you,” or just “Here’s some ass,” these chocolate buttholes are sure to leave them begging for more.
Order now and send the gift that’s as bold as it is delicious. Chocolate just got a whole lot cheekier! 🍑🍫
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
This product is rated 4.8 of 5.0 stars.
It has received 1401 reviews.
