Eat Shit - Chocolate Shit in a Box
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
Product Description:
Looking for the ultimate prank gift that says it all? Meet Eat Shit Chocolate! This realistic-looking chocolate turd is handcrafted from premium milk chocolate to deliver a perfect mix of hilarity and deliciousness. Whether you want to tell someone to "eat shit" in the nicest way possible or just pull a side-splitting prank, this poop in a box gets the job done—and leaves a sweet taste behind.
What sets this apart? It’s delivered anonymously! That’s right—send a box of chocolate poop candy to anyone’s doorstep, and they’ll never know who sent it. Perfect for pranks, gags, or delivering a not-so-subtle message with a touch of sweetness.
✔ Realistic Chocolate Crap: Looks like the real deal, but tastes like heaven.
✔ Anonymous Poop Delivery: Just like poopsenders, we make sure your identity stays hidden.
✔ Perfect Prank Gift: Birthdays, breakups, or just because—they’ll never see it coming.
✔ Guaranteed Laughs: The ultimate gag that’ll have everyone talking (and maybe eating).
✔ Sweet Revenge: Whether you’re getting even or just being cheeky, this box of shit is the answer.
Ready to stir the pot? Whether you're sending poo mail, a chocolate turd, or a laugh-out-loud surprise, Eat Shit Chocolate is the hilarious and harmless way to make someone’s day unforgettable.
Order now to send a box of chocolate poop their way. Anonymous. Hilarious. Deliciously devious. 💩🍫
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
This product is rated 4.7 of 5.0 stars.
It has received 165 reviews.
