Eat My Ass And Just for You Card

When sweet meets savage (and won’t shut the hell up)

Forget the flowers, the teddy bears, the boring-ass candy boxes. If you really want to make your partner, your friend, or your favorite frenemy remember this Valentine’s Day, send them something they won’t stop talking about - the Eat My Ass And Just for You Card combo.

Inside this box of pure disrespect, you’re gifting two chaotic classics:

• A box of premium handcrafted chocolate buttholes that literally spell out “EAT ASS.”

• A “Just For You” greeting card that looks innocent… until it unleashes nonstop moaning sex noises that play for up to 4 hours. (Yep, they can’t turn it off.)

👉 Want to win Valentine’s Day by being the rudest, funniest, most unforgettable gift-giver? Hit buy now and ship this edible-ass-and-moaning-card combo straight to their door.

Why this prank combo works so well

One by itself would’ve been savage. But both together? That’s straight-up legendary.

• Handmade chocolate buttholes - rich, creamy, melt-in-your-mouth rude

• Never-ending moaning prank card - plays sex noises until they’re ready to throw it across the room

• High-quality packaging - because shock value can still look classy

• Anonymous shipping - no one knows you did it… unless you want them to

• Perfect for adults - keep this one far, far away from grandma

This isn’t just a prank. It’s edible chaos, backed by premium ingredients and a card that basically screams “you’ll never forget me.”

Picture this

Your partner’s sitting there, tearing open what looks like a sweet little Valentine’s Day gift. They’re expecting maybe truffles, maybe a love note. Instead, they get:

1. A card that, the second they open it, explodes with loud, awkward sex noises that won’t stop.

2. A sleek box filled with chocolate buttholes, spelled out to tell them to “EAT ASS.”

Now it’s not just a gift - it’s a full-on performance. Everyone in the room is laughing, they’re embarrassed but also impressed, and you just won Valentine’s Day without even showing up.

Why you need this in your life

• It’s the ultimate prank gift - candy + chaos all in one package

• It works for every occasion - Valentine’s Day, birthdays, revenge, or “just because”

• It tastes good while being bad - premium chocolate buttholes that actually slap

• It’s guaranteed to get a reaction - confusion, laughter, maybe rage, but never silence

• It’s 100% unforgettable - they’ll retell this story for years

Ready to go from “cute gift” to “epic story”?

Anyone can buy a box of chocolates. Only legends buy the Eat My Ass And Just for You Card combo. This is the gift that starts funny, gets funnier, and then becomes the most awkwardly memorable thing they’ll ever unwrap.

👉 Don’t wait - order now and give someone the gift of moans, buttholes, and belly laughs they’ll never forget.

NOTE: If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient. That means when the card is opened next, it will be triggered, and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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