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Everything went perfect, only thing I would change is where it's shipped from. People get nervous seeing a California address, maybe there's a way to label the shipped from address to the same state from where it's being purchased.?
my package arrived in a timely manner right before valentine’s day and i could be happier! telling my husband to eat my ass made the holiday truly complete! we’re both loyal DAYD customers!
I sent one of your cards and it didn’t stop moaning for over a week! So impressed! Will for sure order more/again! Chocolate is delicious too,.
As I patiently waited for my order to arrive at my unsuspecting victims house, I went through many emotions. What could be funnier than to send my boss a box of chocolate buttholes nicely packaged with a massive gummy penis. I can’t contain my laughter as I think about his face when he opens it!! This is gonna be great, epic really. He’ll have no idea it was me. I followed the tracking on the package with great anticipation. I started thinking about my chocolate buttholes and their travels. Maybe I shouldn’t have added the penis. What if the buttholes weren’t properly sealed? What if the penis got curious? No, no you’re overthinking this I said to myself. There was a layover in Los Angeles.. It’s hot there you know. Not to mention all the beautiful celebrities and the sunset strip. Omg, I put my chocolate buttholes in an awkward situation. The gummy probably had too much sugar and took advantage of them. I’m mortified!! They were stuck in route for what seemed like an eternity. I called local hospitals in the area, but no chocolate buttholes were admitted recently. Could they be victim of a packaging assault?? I couldn’t live with myself. I became withdrawn. I couldn’t eat chocolate much less fruit snacks. Something changed on December 28th. I received a notification that my package had arrived at my boss’s house. My chocolate buttholes are safe I said. I simply overreacted. Out of curiosity, I asked my boss if he received any packages that day. His reply: yeah I received three chocolate quarters and one chocolate that resembled a butthole. Then I opened another box that had a tiny gummy penis. Weird part was there was a note on the penis box that said number 4 wasn’t my type!!
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