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Eat my Ass aka The Sweetest Treat a Chocolate Valentine's Butthole pack from DickAtYourDoor
The Sweetest Treat - Valentine's Chocolate Buttholes by Dick At Your Door
Eat My Ass Chocolate - The Edible Anus - DickAtYourDoor
The Sweetest Treat - Valentine's Chocolate Buttholes from DickAtYourDoor
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The Sweetest Treat - Valentine's Buttholes - DickAtYourDoor
The Sweetest Treat - Valentine's Buttholes - DickAtYourDoor
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The Sweetest Treat - Valentine's Buttholes - DickAtYourDoor

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Product Details

Chocolate Gifts need a makeover in 2021. There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this Chocolate Buttholes gift ventures to the depths of the human body to uncover what lurks beneath.

Detail-oriented, delicious tasting, and a wow factor you can't find elsewhere, these milk chocolate buttholes are sure to be the talk of the town. Give your special someone something just as warm and cozy as they are. 

This new product comes with 4 chocolate buttholes lined up in a row with "EAT MY ASS" on the inside of the box. 

Give the gift of Butthole and you will be a legend forever.

 

Shipping Information

Shipping

We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.


Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?
A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.


Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A: The picture below is our public information for billing:

Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. **Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.


Q: How big is it?
A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.


Q: When will my item ship?
A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.


Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.


Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.


Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products?
A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.


Q: Why?
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.

Send a chocolate dick was featured in Delish.
Dick at your door was featured in the Huffpost.

The best reactions

Gift giving is awesome. So are pranks. In the age of social media, global plagues, and all the other nonsense going on in our lives, sending a dick in the mail is something to lighten up life a little. Plus, who's going to be worried about that failed psych class when they can't stop wondering who the hell sent them a seven inch dong in the mail.

Stupid? Maybe a little...

Worth It? Every time.

Customer Reviews

Based on 40 reviews
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Kasandra
Melted

The only issue I have with the chocolates is they don’t have any sort of ice pack or anything with them. So they were put into a mailbox on a 95 degree day. And my parents of course took forever to check the mail. I called my dad to tell him to check the mail which ruined the surprise aspect. He thought I meant email. So he still didn’t check it for a while. Finally he called me concerned and I told him about the chocolates. They were melted by then of course so sadly, no anus shape. They still got a laugh and said they were delicious. But maybe better insulation or an ice pack would have helped.

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Kasandra
Melted

The only issue I have with the chocolates is they don’t have any sort of ice pack or anything with them. So they were put into a mailbox on a 95 degree day. And my parents of course took forever to check the mail. I called my dad to tell him to check the mail which ruined the surprise aspect. He thought I meant email. So he still didn’t check it for a while. Finally he called me concerned and I told him about the chocolates. They were melted by then of course so sadly, no anus shape. They still got a laugh and said they were delicious. But maybe better insulation or an ice pack would have helped.

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Megan DiMarco
Wrong box but still fun

I ordered the “live fast, eat ass” box and the other was given.

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Keith Fenley
Assholes and dicks

The dicks were a little small for my taste(size queen).It was the tastes that I wasn’t that found of.Got a dark choc dick and a white choc dick and honestly I couldn’t tell them apart unless I was shipped two dark choc ones.Loved the look and packaging.Coc assholes taste was the same,I prefer milk choc.I’m a picky bitch!

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Joseph McConnell
Excellent

Everything went perfect, only thing I would change is where it's shipped from. People get nervous seeing a California address, maybe there's a way to label the shipped from address to the same state from where it's being purchased.?

Eat My Ass Chocolate - The Edible Anus