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Drunk Russian and The Curse of Capitalism

Drunk Russian and The Curse of Capitalism

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My favorite part of Russia is the fact that everyone has a dash cam.  The country is so out of control, people have to document all aspects of their life to show that, yes, this shit really does happen.  Whether it's a nice little recipe of road rage or a literal space rock falling from the sky, you can bet Russians have filmed it from the comfort of their car and uploaded it to youtube for our viewing pleasure.

Of course, Russia is a beautiful country with a former KGB operative turned semi dictator at the helm.  There are miles upon miles of beautiful farmland, beautiful mountain tops butted up next to the expanse that is Mongolia, and incredible architecture that is truly unique from the rest of the world.

At the end of the day, it's the people that make Russia...great?  Well, they at least make it Russia.

Take this week's dick of the week for example.  D. Razumilov, as he is name in the article from The Moscow Times, is currently suing American company, Apple for turning him gay.  Yep, this is a real thing.

According to the article:

The plaintiff, identified as D. Razumilov, alleges that he became “mired in same-sex relationships” this summer after receiving 69 GayCoins on a cryptocurrency payment app he downloaded onto his iPhone in 2017. The unknown sender was said to have included an English-language message that Razumilov interpreted as “don’t judge without trying.”

“I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it? And decided to try same-sex relationships,” Razumilov wrote in a complaint published by Govorit Moskva on Wednesday.

“I can say after the passage of two months that I’m mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can’t get out,” his complaint continues. “I have a steady boyfriend and I don’t know how to explain it to my parents. After receiving the aforementioned message, my life has changed for the worse and will never be normal again.” 

 

(This is me reading the article for the first time)

Yep.  This is a real thing that is really happening in the world right now.  This poor fella accused Apple of "manipulatively pushing me toward homosecuality" which has cause him "moral suffering and harm to mental health" 15,000.00 complaint.

The courts will actually be hearing this case later in the month.

 SMH.

I guess we should feel sorry for this guy for not being comfortable enough to be who is obviously is.  Whether it's the culture he is surrounded by or the upbringing and personal feelings he harbors, this fella has a basket full of issue he'll need to get through some day.

Until then, we offer our sincerely congratulations.  Mr. Razumilov, you're our dick of the week.

Don't forget to send your own Dick of The Week to someone this week with Dick At Your Door.  We all know someone who deserves one of these, so get on it!  

Also, email us a reason why you have the perfect target.  Who, what, when and why.  We'll pick one entry every week and send it to them, with a hand written note, for FREE.  

Entertain us, for the love of god.

Hugs and Kisses,

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