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Disneyland, Dongs and Davy Jones' Locker

Disneyland, Dongs and Davy Jones' Locker

  • Dick At Your Door

Ahh Disneyland.  The place where dreams come true.  The place where the sound of children's laughter can be heard for miles.  Funnel Cakes, fun ride, family time, and memories that will last a lifetime.

A PLACE WHERE NIGHTMARES BECOME REALITY

Ok, that's a bit dramatic.  However, this week's Dick Of The Week is a great example of why you should always know your surroundings when going for a ride on the psychedelic rollercoaster.

According to The Orange County Register:

A Swiss man who went missing over the weekend after falling into a Disneyland Paris lake while allegedly under the influence of LSD was found naked and confused after a 130-person search-and-rescue effort, according to French media reports.
The 32-year-old man was reported missing Friday night by his 30-year-old girlfriend, who told police her boyfriend fell into an Adventureland lake and didn’t resurface after she gave him the hallucinogenic drug, Le Parisien reported.
Whoops...
I can see myself having this happen to me in my early twenties.  Getting excited by the prospect of tripping billies in Disneyland while completely disregarding the fact I'd be surrounded by stinky, shit covered monster children and morbidly obese families shoving deep fried nothings into their pie holes.  It's no wonder the dude went on a seriously ill fated trip.
130 people searched all day to find the man with no luck.  Up and vanished like a fart in the wind they say.  At least until he was found wandering the streets of Paris, butt ass naked by a truck driver at 1AM in the morning:
“He was walking in the middle of the road. He did not have a centimeter of cloth on him and he walked barefoot,” the shocked driver who found the Swiss man told Le Parisien, translated from French. “I stopped, got out of the car and went to meet him.”
What a day.
Now the real question is:  Do we blame the dude for taking a risky dive into the lake or the girlfriend for doling out the dab?  We'll literally never know.  NEVER
Send one to your friends here.  DO IT!
Hugs and Kisses,
DAYD

 

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