How to tell your friend to "eat a dick" in the most polite way possible, NOT!

It's not always easy to find the right words to say, especially when you're trying to tell someone to "eat a dick." However, there are some ways to phrase it that can come across as more polite than others. Here are three of the best ways to tell your friend to "eat a dick" in a way that will DEFINITELY offend them.

1. Send them an EatADick Box

This is a great way to show your buddy who’s boss in your friendship. Just send them a chocolate, eat a dick box and see their reaction. It’s a great way to build “chemistry” in your friendship or even enhance it a bit. Remember laughter cures everything. 

2. Send them a gummy dick by mail

This is another great way to get back at your buddy, send them a bag of dicksl. By doing this you could ignite the most epic prank war possible especially if this is your revenge gift! These little gummy dicks are ONLY $11.99. 

3. Send them a Chocolate Penis

This is the most erect option on the list, but sometimes necessary - the chocolate dick. If your friend is being blatantly rude and disrespectful, then this is the best way to put them in their place. Be warned though, this option could result in a physical altercation if your friend doesn't back down. So only use this option if you're prepared to fight!

In conclusion, there are many different ways to tell your friend to "eat a dick" depending on the situation and your relationship with the person. Choose what best way you want to build your friendship, continue your prank war or even start one.