Mr. Wood is BACK and he sure is SpOOkYyyyy! Dropping just so you can send your least favorites a Halloween surprise, our limited editions are back with a but ol' thrust.
This milk chocolate dick delivery in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.
This blossom chocolate dick box ships anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
If you are shipping to a hot location, please make sure to select insulated shipping when checking out!
only 500 available, so don't sit on the edge of the bed on this one.
We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.