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Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card - DickAtYourDoor

Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card

“Got this for my boyfriend and he couldn't stop laughing - highly recommend for some good fun and great laughs"

Activated = Ready to be pranked on arrival/first open (most popular) 

$7.99

Remember the first time you received a thoughtful card for your birthday?  Remember the warm feeling you got reading the heartfelt message on the inside?  Maybe a crisp ten dollar bill fell to the floor as you opened the heavy card stock to reveal the sediment.  The beauty and simplicity that is a greeting card.

This is not that card.

As humans get further and further from each other each day, we here at DAYD believe there is something to be said for personal gifts.  Things that say something.  Maybe a little love.  Perhaps a little laugh.  Without a doubt, a card sends a message.  What that message is will be up to you.

Our new happy birthday tiny penis glitter bomb card is the perfect addition to any gifting occasion. Someone having a baby?  Got a card for that.  Want to say thank you in the loudest way possible? Yep...there's a card for that.  Want to really celebrate someone's birthday? Boy do we have a bunch of cards for that.

Made from thick card stock and packed full of glitter these cards will become the talk of any party or holiday.  Have us write the message on the inside or you can do it yourself for a new personal approach.  We are here to help make your party PARTAYYYYYYYYYYY

Greeting Cards will always be around.  It was just time for a face lift.  Welcome to the world of birthday glitter bomb cards. Have fun cleaning up.

$7.99
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KoKo Wright
So awesome

Sent this to our nephew at work. We were told it went really well. I'll for sure send more of these

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Kristi M.
Pairs well with chocolate penis

I gave this to my best friend along with a chocolate dick. There were a lot of laughs.

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Casey J.
It worked!

I got a FaceTime of my buddy with his head buried in his lap and blue glitter all over his new yellow shoes. It was perfect!

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Mark A.
Hilarious.

Hilarious.