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Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor

Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card

“Got this for my boyfriend and he couldn't stop laughing - highly recommend for some good fun and great laughs"

Activated = Ready to be pranked on arrival/first open (most popular) 

$10.99

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!  The Never-Ending birthday song is guaranteed to make you want to stick a pencil in your ear.

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping Rude Birthday Song sounds.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
  • The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 

Our Famous Never Ending Greeting Cards are back! Anonymously send the most confusing and offensive cards you never knew you needed today!
$10.99

Add your custom message at checkout

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Customer Reviews

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Roger Gaspay
Funny

Awesome experience

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Jennifer Lee
did not like the Thinking of you cards

you have to mail them to yourself then you can mail them to the person getting them. If you mail it to the person they get it outside of the enevelope.I messed up the first ones. I pulled the tab then opened them up to write my note inside.The company was nice enough to send me 2 more but once again when I opened them to write a note (without pulling tab), they would not stop. Other products have been good, but too much work to try to send 4 party invitations to people and still have not figured out how.

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Rachel Blake-Windhorst
Never got my package

I’ve been waiting for a month for my package and have not received it. No one responds to my emails and I’m unable to receive a refund.

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Leah Miller
Totally satisfied

I have always had a great experience ordering from you.

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R.S.
Was well received!

I knew the package was received when my mother texted me, “Are you done sending shitty gifts?” Maybe her husband shouldn’t keep gifting me Trump memorabilia and bibles as “jokes”.