"Eat My Ass" Chocolate Box

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Dick At Your Door has the best edible anus chocolates you never knew you needed.  Prank your friends with these mini buttholes! Anonymously send | over 70,000 happy pranksters!

Send a funny chocolate butthole to a friend, family member or foe. These tasty little chocolate treats are perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, valentine's day and so much more. Grab a chocolate butthole today! 

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Or don't, we don't care! Dick At Your Door is here for one thing only - to provide the best f*cking gag gifts you can get.

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The Sweetest Treat - Valentine's Buttholes - DickAtYourDoor

Molded To Your Asshole

Not really, but it looks a lot like a chocolate starfish.

4 Tasty Treats

Our motto has always been "Live Fast. And Eat Ass"

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Steven A Aulisio
Awesome

I happen to work with the most amazing people. I thought I would be funny and send one of my co-workers. An eat a bag.

The entire Rocky Hill. Johnson control's office was laughing for over a week. Awesome. People with great senses of humor made it perfect!

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Brian Fooken
Happy customer

Everything came intact as ordered

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Brian Johnson
Greeting cards did not work

Only made clicking noise once opened. Told that I needed to take video in order to receive refund… which were mailed to mother on Mother’s Day. Poor customer service, will not be buying anything from DAYD again nor recommending on social media.

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Rob colson
Anyone in the warehouse??

Still haven’t seen the order from 5/7, tracking says in transit, checked with the carrier. It was shipped on the 16th. I’ll come back once they arrive with a product feedback, so far not a great experience.

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Devin McPhail
Once again a Dick to the rescue

I e used DAYD a couple times now . Once again your service was impeccable and supplied the relief we needed at just the right time