Roses are red, violets are blue
Don't send stupid roses
That's so 2002
This chocolate dick in a box comes in our limited edition Valentines Day Box, ready to go for a a special someone in your life. If you want to include a custom handwritten card, please add it to your cart as well and we'll write whatever message you want in the card.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.
These four ounce chocolates are perfect for your white elephant party, special occasions, birthdays, Valentines Day, a stocking stuffer, bachelor or bachelorette parties or maybe it's the only present the fucker deserves.
Shipped anonymously from out warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
- 8 oz
- 9 × 7 × 3 in
- Wrapped with Christmas Wrapping Paper