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The Valentine Dick: Limited Edition

$24.99 $19.99

Roses are red, violets are blue Don't send stupid roses That's so 2002 This chocolate dick in a box comes… read more

SKU:
VD
Weight
8 oz
Dimensions
9 × 7 × 3 in
Wrapped with Christmas Wrapping Paper

Yes, No

Description

Roses are red, violets are blue
Don't send stupid roses
That's so 2002

This chocolate dick in a box comes in our limited edition Valentines Day Box, ready to go for a a special someone in your life. If you want to include a custom handwritten card, please add it to your cart as well and we'll write whatever message you want in the card.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

These four ounce chocolates are perfect for your white elephant party, special occasions, birthdays, Valentines Day, a stocking stuffer, bachelor or bachelorette parties or maybe it's the only present the fucker deserves.

Shipped anonymously from out warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.

 

Additional information

Weight
8 oz
Dimensions
9 × 7 × 3 in
Wrapped with Christmas Wrapping Paper

Yes, No

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