Bach Shit Crazy – Bachelorette Chocolate Dick Box

Every Bride Deserves a Big Chocolate Surprise

If you’re throwing a bachelorette party and you’re NOT arming the bride-to-be with a giant chocolate dick, what the hell are you even doing? This isn’t some classy tea party. This is the last stop before matrimony - it’s supposed to be wild, hilarious, and slightly inappropriate. Enter the Bach Shit Crazy Chocolate Dick Box.

Inside this beauty, you’ll find a solid 5.5-inch chocolate dick (and yeah, we’ll all lie and say it’s 7). Handmade in Southern California from rich cacao, this edible masterpiece is the ultimate gag gift. It comes packaged in a cheeky novelty gift box, and if you want to add your own anonymous note, you can. Because nothing says “congratulations on your forever ball and chain” like telling someone to literally eat a dick.

👉 Don’t settle for boring. Order now and make the bride laugh so hard she forgets her fiancé’s name for a minute.

Why You Need This for the Party

A bachelorette party without dick-shaped everything is like a wedding without booze - technically possible, but who the hell wants that? The Bach Shit Crazy Box isn’t just a chocolate dick, it’s an entire mood. It’s the centerpiece of the party, the gift that makes everyone pull out their phones, and the reason your group chat will explode with “holy shit look what she got” messages.

Here’s why this edible dick beats the crap out of a basic champagne flute or “Team Bride” sash:

• Shock factor - the bride opens it, and boom, instant laughter.

• Actually tastes amazing - quality chocolate, handmade and smooth AF.

• Customizable - slip in an anonymous message, from “Congrats!” to “Don’t screw this up.”

• Bulk savings - grab more for the whole squad with code BACHBULK for 15% off 2+.

• Ships 100% anonymously - nobody knows it came from you… unless you want credit for the chaos.

A Story You’ll Tell for Years

Picture it: the maid of honor hands the bride a mysterious box. She rips it open. Out comes a giant chocolate dick. The room goes silent for half a second before exploding into laughter, champagne spraying across the Airbnb kitchen. Bridesmaids are crying, someone’s recording it for TikTok, and the bride? She’s doubled over, wheezing, chocolate dick in hand, trying to process what just happened.

That’s not just a gift. That’s a moment. That’s a memory. That’s the reason she’ll text you five years later with, “Remember my bachelorette? You assholes really made me eat a dick.”

What’s Inside the Box

• Solid 5.5-inch chocolate dick - handmade in SoCal, but we’ll tell everyone it’s 7 inches because size matters.

• Rich, quality chocolate - ethically sourced cacao so you can feel good about being bad.

• Cheeky novelty box - the packaging is half the joke.

• Optional custom note - add your own filthy message for an extra laugh.

• Anonymous shipping - nobody’s tracing this dick back to you.

Go Bach Shit Crazy or Go Home

Listen, if you’re not pushing the limits with this party, you’re doing it wrong. The Bach Shit Crazy Chocolate Dick Box is the ultimate edible prank gift, perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or just telling a friend to lighten the hell up and eat a dick.

👉 Don’t be the lame one who brings a candle. Smash that order button and bring the chocolate cock everyone will be talking about long after the wedding’s over.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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