Be Mine - Valentine's 2023
Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a chocolate dick.
This milk chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
- 7 Inches of Solid Chocolate
- Limited Edition Valentine's Day 2023 Box
- All Chocolate Cacao beans are sourced ethically from small farms in Ecuador
- Hand ground beans and melted chocolate in Southern California
- 100% certified Vegan and Fair Trade
- Made in a Nut Free Facility
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.
The Nuts About You chocolate dick box ships anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
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Yup, you can send a Chocolate Dick to ANYONE
Send An Anonymous Chocolate Dick
Or don't, we don't care! Dick At Your Door is here for one thing only - to provide the best f*cking gag gifts you can get.
Why our delicate disco sticks?
These edible lap rockets at the new jam in 2023. Everyone is sending them!
7 Tasty Inches
Yup, these lover shooters are handcrafted by a certified chocolatier.
Nearly 1/2 Pound
That's a lot of girth! These nearly 1/2 pound chocolate ds are ready to lock and load.
Pick a Box
Choose a box for your occasion and send it or hand deliver it.
Cheers to making gift giving that much better
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Do you ship overseas?
Yes, we ship all over the world. Shipping costs will apply, and will be added at checkout. We run discounts and promotions all year, so stay tuned for exclusive deals.
How long will it take to get my orders?
It depends on where you are. Orders processed here will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Overseas deliveries can take anywhere from 7-16 days. Delivery details will be provided in your confirmation email.
You can contact us through our contact page! We will be happy to assist you.
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Ex bf pulled his ignore for weeks stunt. Sometimes when people turn their back on ya and apathy sets in, a delightful thing like eat a dick is available! Unfortunately he thought the dick was from someone else but we still laughed numerous times just thinking about it. He just needed it lol 🤣
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