Special Edition Valentine's Dick

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Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a chocolate dick.

This milk chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

  • 7 Inches of Solid Chocolate
  • Limited Edition Valentine's Day 2023 Box
  • Hand ground beans and melted chocolate in Southern California 
  • 100% certified Vegan and Fair Trade
  • Made in a Nut Free Facility

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

The Nuts About You chocolate dick box ships anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.

 

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Daniel Wood
Valentine's Day gift

She enjoyed it and had an awesome reaction to it.

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Cs
Funny gift

Sent this to my sister for her birthday. Called me laughing says she loved it

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K.C.
Great

She loved it 4 Valentine's Day.. Wou order it again.. Ty

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Anonymous
Awesome

My friend loved it and said the chocolates were delicious.

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Chris Williams
Valentines dick

Arrived on time. Delicious and veiny. Was a bit too much chocolate for her next time I’ll order the white chocolate dick.