Be Mine - Eat A Dick

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Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a chocolate dick.

This milk chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

  • 7 Inches of Solid Chocolate
  • Limited Edition Valentine's Day 2023 Box
  • Hand ground beans and melted chocolate in Southern California 
  • 100% certified Vegan and Fair Trade
  • Made in a Nut Free Facility

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

The Nuts About You chocolate dick box ships anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.


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Or don't, we don't care! Dick At Your Door is here for one thing only - to provide the best f*cking gag gifts you can get.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 1358 reviews
Steven A Aulisio

I happen to work with the most amazing people. I thought I would be funny and send one of my co-workers. An eat a bag.

The entire Rocky Hill. Johnson control's office was laughing for over a week. Awesome. People with great senses of humor made it perfect!

Brian Fooken
Happy customer

Everything came intact as ordered

Brian Johnson
Greeting cards did not work

Only made clicking noise once opened. Told that I needed to take video in order to receive refund… which were mailed to mother on Mother’s Day. Poor customer service, will not be buying anything from DAYD again nor recommending on social media.

Rob colson
Anyone in the warehouse??

Still haven’t seen the order from 5/7, tracking says in transit, checked with the carrier. It was shipped on the 16th. I’ll come back once they arrive with a product feedback, so far not a great experience.

Devin McPhail
Once again a Dick to the rescue

I e used DAYD a couple times now . Once again your service was impeccable and supplied the relief we needed at just the right time