Be Mine - Eat A Dick
Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a chocolate dick.
This milk chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
- 5.5 Inches of Solid Chocolate (but we can tell you it's 7 if you want)
- Limited Edition Valentine's Day 2023 Box
- Hand ground beans and melted chocolate in Southern California
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.
The Nuts About You chocolate dick box ships anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
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Yup, you can send a Chocolate Dick to ANYONE
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Or don't, we don't care! Dick At Your Door is here for one thing only - to provide the best f*cking gag gifts you can get.
Cheers to making gift giving that much better
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FAQ
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Do you ship overseas?
Yes, we ship all over the world. Shipping costs will apply, and will be added at checkout. We run discounts and promotions all year, so stay tuned for exclusive deals.
How long will it take to get my orders?
It depends on where you are. Orders processed here will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Overseas deliveries can take anywhere from 7-16 days. Delivery details will be provided in your confirmation email.
Any question?
You can contact us through our contact page! We will be happy to assist you.
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