Be Mine - Valentine's 2023

Sale price$19.99 USD Regular price$23.99 USD
Save $4.00

Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a chocolate dick.

This milk chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

  • 7 Inches of Solid Chocolate
  • Limited Edition Valentine's Day 2023 Box
  • All Chocolate Cacao beans are sourced ethically from small farms in Ecuador
  • Hand ground beans and melted chocolate in Southern California 
  • 100% certified Vegan and Fair Trade
  • Made in a Nut Free Facility

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

The Be Mine chocolate dick box ships anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.

 

Where You've Seen Us

5 (5).webp

Yup, you can send a Chocolate Dick to ANYONE

Send An Anonymous Chocolate Dick

Or don't, we don't care! Dick At Your Door is here for one thing only - to provide the best f*cking gag gifts you can get.

Why our delicate disco sticks?

These edible lap rockets at the new jam in 2023. Everyone is sending them!

7 Tasty Inches

Yup, these lover shooters are handcrafted by a certified chocolatier.

Nearly 1/2 Pound

That's a lot of girth! These nearly 1/2 pound chocolate ds are ready to lock and load.

Pick a Box

Choose a box for your occasion and send it or hand deliver it.

Cheers to making gift giving that much better

Let us gingerly touch our tips

Happy Birthday - Eat A Dick - DickAtYourDoor

Let's explain how it works

FAQ

Use this text to share information about your product or shipping policies.

Our customer support is available Monday to Friday: 8am-8:30pm.Average answer time: 24h

Read On

Read more
7 Prank War Ideas That Push the Envelope (Proceed with Caution)

7 Prank War Ideas That Push the Envelope (Proceed with Caution)

If this list of best prank war ideas were a spice, it would be ghost pepper - hot, intense, and definitely not for everyone. We're not dealing with whoopee cushions and a fake spider attack here, ...

Dick of the weekDick of the Week - Pharma Bro is a Hoe

Dick of the Week - Pharma Bro is a Hoe

"Dick of the Week: 'Pharma Bro' Exits Prison, Welcomed by Chocolate Surprise" Every week we roll out the red carpet and put on our best snarky smiles to honor one special individual. A person who, ...

Father's Day5 Hilarious Father's Day Pranks by Dick at Your Door - DickAtYourDoor

5 Hilarious Father's Day Pranks by Dick at Your Door

In this blog post, we'll dive into the top five Father's Day pranks that will leave your dad laughing, surprised, and perhaps a little bit shocked. These pranks, carefully crafted by Dick at Your D...

Customer Reviews

Based on 1299 reviews
89%
(1154)
8%
(103)
2%
(32)
0%
(3)
1%
(7)
M
Mark Welliver
DAYD!

I ordered the eat a D and the eat S items! Both are perfect and hilarious! Fast shipping and packed to keep it safe! Great gift for friends with a sense of humor!

C
Christopher Holt

D*ck Glitter Bomb - Funny Prank Mail

J
Jon Mielke

Bag of Dicks: Gummy Penis Candy

L
Ladies... This is it! What he needs
Got his attention

These penises are just funny. The anonymity makes it totally stellar.
Ex bf pulled his ignore for weeks stunt. Sometimes when people turn their back on ya and apathy sets in, a delightful thing like eat a dick is available! Unfortunately he thought the dick was from someone else but we still laughed numerous times just thinking about it. He just needed it lol 🤣

R
Roxana Paredes

Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate